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First Mate Meric

@piratepasta

I'm a devout Pastafarian from the US who lives in the UK. Praise the #FSM I love my sphynx cat, wild hedgehogs, backyard ducks, breastfeeding, tabletop & pc/sandbox games, DIY home & craft, wildlife, science, tattoos, sex positivity + antifascism.

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Keir Starmer appointed Peter Mandelson in full knowledge that he was friends with a convicted paedophilic rapist.

Wes Streeting's policies have caused trans children to commit suicide.

Labour just abolished the right to jury trials in many cases.

I do not give a shit about tit hypnosis.

11.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 227 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I usually order an unflavored latte mostly because I prefer it simple, but also because it's funny when the barista yells "plain white Derek."

09.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
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Hannah Spencer MP given police escort after violence at Piccadilly Gardens event Hannah Spencer, Green Party MP for Gorton and Denton, addressed the crowd at an anti-far right gathering

The BBC don’t like Manchester after their boy Matt Goodwin got beaten.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...

09.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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MAGA WAS IN TEARS BECAUSE PEOPLE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY WERE MEAN TO HER!
MAGA WAS IN TEARS BECAUSE PEOPLE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY WERE MEAN TO HER! YouTube video by CoachD_Speaks

It takes a while, but this guy did as bit a research...
youtu.be/IQGTXMXc_s0?...

09.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

08.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 14825 πŸ” 2372 πŸ’¬ 1293 πŸ“Œ 792

Man? The kid sounds entitled and obstinate. Yes she responded smartly in the situation - but making this sound like a positive human interaction is ridiculous. Its what most women learn to do in response to irrationally aggressive men when they feel they've been aggrieved by some minor occurrence.

08.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 7477 πŸ” 2119 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 112

Why play the 'Is it incompetence or evil?' game? It doesn't matter. If you're playing that game, you've lost.

Its the same thing anyways.

So stop.

07.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

This is a good example of why you shouldn't want to... its expensive to rely on.

(It is never going to be 100% avoidable, and should be prioritized for lifesaving/health uses and minimized for alternatives when possible. It's not evil, consumerism is overdependent to exploit this cost.)

07.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Energy insecurity. Higher bills. Exposure to catastrophic economic consequences of Trump's wars.

That's what happens when you fail to shift fast enough to renewables, and cut back on support for clean energy.

Let's cut bills & create jobs through a clean power revolution.

06.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 891 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 7
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Kansas Secretly Spent Years Making a List of Trans Residents. Today, the State is Taking Their IDs. An investigation from Transitics has revealed that, under a Democratic governor, Kansas built a list of the state's trans people. Now, Republicans are weaponizing it to revoke their IDs.

An investigation from Transitics has revealed that, under a Democratic governor, Kansas secretly built a list of the state's trans people.

Today, Republicans just weaponized it to revoke their IDs.

transitics.substack.com/p/kansas-sec...

26.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 221 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 32
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She’d Never Changed Her Gender Marker. Kansas Invalidated Her License Anyway. β€” Assigned A trans Kansas resident recently changed her name but not her gender marker on her license, fearing what Kansas may do if she did. The Kansas DMV still flagged her ID.

This story, from @natezuke.bsky.social, is absolutely wild. A trans woman who never changed her gender marker was issued a letter invalidating her license. At the DMV they cut up her license, which had an "M" marker.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

03.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 3609 πŸ” 1639 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 267
Screenshot of the same image posted on twotter on August 8, 2025, by the @sciencegirl/@gunsnrosesgirl3 content farmer account

Screenshot of the same image posted on twotter on August 8, 2025, by the @sciencegirl/@gunsnrosesgirl3 content farmer account

Shared by someone with β€œNo Gen AI” in her bio, who’s blocking people who point it out. Someone a *lot* of you apparently follow.

And oh hey, look where the pic on the left seems to have originated, per reverse image search - only one of the most obnoxious content thieves of twitter.

03.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "Once again Reform are spreading misinformation & smears, and the press & the media seem to repeat them.. its really important that the media.. take responsibility so when Reform or Farage says something they don't just keep repeating it"πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

27.02.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 3306 πŸ” 1058 πŸ’¬ 213 πŸ“Œ 225

Here's an actually informative and *credible* video about the incident, no misinformation necessary.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=676I...

26.02.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched it in full, which is what makes the title infuriating. Why pretend like its even slightly believable? You know its not trump. Do you want to be Eric Cartman or a journalist, cause that was embarrassing. You're feeding a prank troll and the right wing - for what? It was a waste of my time.

26.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ffs, I'm done with @farronbalanced.bsky.social

They just posted a video entitled "Trump pretends to be someone else" in reference to the cspan prank caller, as if its not absolutely obvious that its a shitty impression, and it was immediately debunked.

It is insulting & clickbait trash.

26.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is even creepier when you think about the fact that most women at university are between 18 and 21 years old. These people are dangerous freaks.

13.02.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` it 's far more fun being evil '' . Alt: A white woman with black hair smiles, drops her shoulders in coy manner and says "Its far more fun being evil." The background is bright pink.

Awh, that's no fun!

11.02.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anyway the consultation shuts tomorrow, one minute to midnight UK time: www.gov.uk/government/c... Amnesty have some good guidance here. Go on: media.amnesty.org.uk/documents/Am...

11.02.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 43
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Ireland’s basic income for the arts scheme becomes permanent When piloted, initiative that provided €325 a week to eligible artists recouped more than its net cost, study shows

Government Shocks Nation With Good Decision

11.02.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 1761 πŸ” 553 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 78
A colour photo of a quite deformed pepper sitting on a woodgrain counter against a white textured wall. The pepper clearly shows two green legs, a green arm and an orange arm, and the stem cut short in the middle of what looks like a lumpy bowed head.  It is instantly recognizable as a dejected human being. "Not sure if I should cook him or ask him what happened." so sad Realistic_Revenue_87 on reddit. Not clear if they're the originator.

A colour photo of a quite deformed pepper sitting on a woodgrain counter against a white textured wall. The pepper clearly shows two green legs, a green arm and an orange arm, and the stem cut short in the middle of what looks like a lumpy bowed head. It is instantly recognizable as a dejected human being. "Not sure if I should cook him or ask him what happened." so sad Realistic_Revenue_87 on reddit. Not clear if they're the originator.

me too pepper me too

10.02.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 1242 πŸ” 367 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 16

The other week, we went to do a final clean out my late MiL’s house and a non-binary friend came out to help us get rid of heavy garden stuff.
Several days later, our toddler goes β€œI have a question about Alex”

I was like oh dear here we go but then the question was β€œwhy didn’t they have a table?”

10.02.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 674 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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β€˜Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record

And here is my story: β€˜Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September

www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...

09.02.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 1822 πŸ” 887 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 181

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

09.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 28918 πŸ” 5006 πŸ’¬ 177 πŸ“Œ 154
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58 UK public libraries have parenting books with advice to encourage children to detransition An anti-trans book that encourages β€˜desistance’, the practice of β€˜reverting back to a cisgender identity’, is available to parents all across the UK

β€œThe book encourages parents to put children in anti-affirmation medical and educational spaces, and to cut off loved ones who support their child's transition.”

Writing about trans youth as a product of β€œideology” is dehumanising. This is the language of conversion practices. It’s child abuse.

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08.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

28?! How & where?! There are 5 in my whole house! Two desk chairs (one at each desk), two folding chairs in the dining and one stool in the laundry room. If beanbags count then its 7. We have a small sofa & 4 camping chairs in the garage too but I can not fathom how *28* chairs fit in house?!

04.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported YouTube video by Ben Palmer

MAGA is cultural sociopathy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJnk...

03.02.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This bastion of moral virtue has opinions about the Green Party.

Just remember that as they continue to attack us.

This is who they are. Mask is off.

02.02.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 1350 πŸ” 376 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 60