You gotta spend $50 in a calendar year to leave a review thatβs probably why
You gotta spend $50 in a calendar year to leave a review thatβs probably why
Zero reality where I can see teaching that long. Tell him to retire lol
I cannot fathom any reality where I teach for 30 years.
Iβm literally counting down the remaining 19 years until I can retire.
Doing this for 30 (or more) years seems completely fucking insane to me.
That sounds like the best possible row honestly
Boyfriend, happiness, key. My wife is gonna be confused.
I just grinned while reading this if that helps
Sooooo good
Violent Night was altogether too much fun.
Rose Glass and @a24 using Bronski Beat has more than just the vibe of the movie in mind. The song itself and the accompanying music video have some tonal connective tissue, as well:
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Ritual comes in all forms, so we've asked some of the best & brightest to tell us about their favourites. Today, @edenroyce.bsky.social espouses the virtues of the 1997 film Eve's Bayou: "It gets so much about hoodoo, southern gothic & the cultural milieu right." Pop it on your watchlist!
This is sarcasm obviously
It was the absolute most fun driving in that wind today
I fucking LOATHE having to get loud with my students. But holy fucking shit do these kids have a case of vacation-itis. This whole week is gonna be a nightmare.
The occult writer in your life would like to draw your attention to the fact tix are now on sale for Writing the Occult: RITUAL. A massive line-up is ready to help you get the right ingredients and go forth into the world of writing about occult rituals. Tix at: www.eventbrite.com/e/writing-th...
Big time same
Good lord sameeee
My mozzarella stick hopes you have a great holiday season
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I have that!
Went to the barber this morning and on their sign for what they offer there was a notable entry:
βMan facial - $25β
Iβve paid way more for a facial from a man so honestly this is a steal.
I think some of my all-time favorite things Iβve learned this year include:
1) Itβs supposedly physically impossible to get an erection in space.
2) Michael Jackson was a crip.
3) Rasputin insulated his house with human hair.
Youβre welcome.
Me and my new follower
Just conferenced with a couple of my non-native speakers who are unfortunately failing. I say βfailingβ because obviously no one really fails, but these are kids I know can do better.
I hate having to be bad cop. I just wanna be the weird, funny teacher all the time.
This is going to be great, especially as it's part of a panel with some fantastic authors!
Yay!!!
The Society's upper echelons have a particular taste for folk horror, so it seems fitting that we'll round-off Writing the Occult: Ritual with a panel featuring some of the best and darkest in that realm. One of those writers? It's only
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Hey! Can I introduce you to the Sleepy Hollow Gang?
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I think because a βjumperβ is typically what cops call someone who may be attempting to jump off a building. Third Eye Blind has a song about it, even.
That said, my wife and I call them βjumpersβ
Youβre the best. Thank you kindly!
Please do!! Amazon plzzzz lol