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grading you a D 🤗

we could start with raspberries and work our way up to cherries, then plums etc

i guess it would be in keeping with the spirit of the site if we used red delicious as ballistics instead of food?

so far i haven't found anyone going "no no red delicious are the best, this is so wrong," though... lots of hate for that apple

smearing my loins with blue cheese preparatory to genetically crafting the ultimate 𝑺𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒕𝒔𝒐𝒏. He shall Tower over your pitiful vehicles as godzilla towers over tokyo

same here, and for similar reasons i strongly correlate it with laughing cow cheese: welcome after an apocalypse, but hard to see it being appreciated outside of one

Red Delicious Apple Review - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange Review of the despicable Red Delicious apple. One of the worst apples in the world and somehow still one of the most popular.

was talking apples with my foodie friend at lunch today and I'd totally forgotten this gem, this website reviews all the common apple varieties, "coffee grinds in a leather glove" for red delicious. it's like objectively correct for every apple, fight me

applerankings.com/red-deliciou...

ah nice i'll check her out, thanks for the tip. tomoki is so cool lol i clicked cuz of the one-headphone thing

i love these so much! i know nothing about this scene just found tomoki tamura a few months ago and subscribed to them. who's that you're listening to?

legit just misread that as glurpatory

"lost"

Fcukers - 'if you wanna party, come over to my house' (Official Video) YouTube video by Fcukers

i like party, anyone else like party??

an owl's young are known as hoot foals

and this was before bookmarks too

i liked the time-lapse compliment!

and thank you!

what's #1 is it equally delicious i wanna know

avocado toast is a green quale

any sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable etc etc

but who can afford to buy grass at retail? in this economy??

the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. the villagers mutter behind his back that he's a janus-faced conniver, not above using dyes in the manner of a deceitful horse dealer to move his wares

airpods actually taste best at higher elevations

depending on the airline snack, this might not be the worst call

CAN STOP WILL STOP

horcrux would be a beautiful name for a baby fart

really makes you sink

i do this at weddings to encourage sterility

can i get one really long wrinkle in a labyrinthine format that appears at a glance to be many small wrinkles, please?

im just a wee tot

(t.o.t. stands for That Over There)

yeag short for yeaglurp

ummmm. is is the better part of Doloris is?

discretion is also the better part of dolor