Mr Milchick

I can make it happen 👀

I mean, that can all be changed

Miso soup clears that all up

Went to get a haircut, as I’m leaving:

Other Barber: Happy Father’s Day
Me: I don’t have any kids, but I appreciate it
Other Barber: How TF you do that at 38 years old?
Me: Gave Jesus the Wheel

I have to write it down. It’s all from my head

Strawberry crunch cheesecake

This turned out a little better than I thought it would

Ink therapy day

I was bored, so I made a strawberry crunch cheesecake

Want to know how men friendships work? I have two dudes at my gym that I lift with on a regular basis. We didn’t know each others’ name for about 2 months

Craving some mangosteen right now. I really need to take a trip back to Asia

No one wants to share music, have me cook for them, and sometimes we touch each others privates. Must be the weather

Especially if sent while I’m busy at work

Nigga 😭

I have something I need to go back and tell my 17 year old self I guess. Canon event

How did we get here?

Wanted ramen, so I made my own. Chili crisp steak buldak ramen with soy soaked eggs

See y’all there next yet!

When you’re right, you’re right

Same! “Are those contacts?”

It was still a good time though. I was like “is this what women talk about when they feel like a piece of meat?”

Im a straight man with honey colored eyes and a built frame….they have no couth

Bad news is that I won’t be attending Dreamcon anymore. Good news is that I’m moving up a closing on a property that I’m selling for 3 times what I paid for it.

I went to support my friend before. It was fun, but I wasn’t ready 😭

You gotta go visit the sites. They’re so well preserved that you can almost feel how it was to be there. My kind was blown when I went

We used to be a proper country

As per tradition, started my Memorial Day weekend off with Murph

Happy for you big dawg

Oh word?