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[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

when you set the zelda voice language to italian that's a link to the pasta

Eat shit and die, Sam.

Un remède toujours efficace !

Dessin : "À la télé ce soir", au centre de l'écran Bourvil et de Funès dans La Grande Vadrouille, avec en-dessous un bandeau d'avertissement "Attention ! Ce film contient des scènes susceptibles de heurter la sensibilité du public néo-nazi"

Qui ?

Je maudis mon imagination graphique.

Yep. That's a pretty good exception to make.

Fuck cancer.

WinRAR is more profitable than OpenAI

Voilà qui va être bien utile. Merci !

La Gendarmerie ne s'appuie pas exclusivement sur Linux, hélas.

Gros gros hum, oui. Ahem, même.

You spin my gato right round, right round.

🤣

Shakespeare quote of the day: An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made.

From Twelfth Night, if memory serves.

"Fully automated surgical procedure" ... lmfao. What a load of utter bollocks.

YES.

Merci à toi : je tiens mon troll familial de Noël prochain !

Voilà. Rien à ajouter.

Mais oui !

Idée cadeau de dernière minute

A configuration audit on a 24th of December.

... what have I done with my life ?

The "The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math" meme (a drawing of a blue bird with a red face and the above quote as a caption spaced in a way to induce comedic timing), altered so the caption reads 'The risk I took was calculated, but man, some numbers were Fucking Missing,' with added emphasis on the last two words.

just

😂

Coming from Europe, this rings a few bells. And not the pretty ones.