The Guardian of the Fourth Wall/Guardiyeen

a screenshot of a video game that says iup iup iup iup iup iup Alt: Mario styling on the flagpole

Happy Mario Day, everyone!

I think it had too much soda.

A Coca-Cola can with a distinct, vein like dent.

Why does my Coca-Cola can have a vein

“Why don’t people have hobbies anymore?” People bully anyone who’s actually passionate about shit because passion is cringe to them. What the fuck did they expect.

Today's collaborators!

@yorialu.bsky.social
@punkr0xy.bsky.social
@dashthewolf.bsky.social
@dawsachu.bsky.social
@sielderg.bsky.social
@koga.noodle.best
@wolfendeity.bsky.social

GuardianoftheFourthWall - Twitch !help | Furtified for the Company w/ @yorialu @punkr0xy @dashthewolf98 @sielderg @dawsachu @koganoodle @wolfendeity | !bsky

== Stream Time! ==
We're back in action with a Furtify team collab today! Join us tonight as we collect scrap for the company and try not to die in the process!

(collaborators will be listed below due to post character limit)
www.twitch.tv/guardianofth...

A character model that looks suspiciously similar to Roadhog from Overwatch.

Wow, I can't believe it's not Link, Pikachu, Charizard, Mammorest- WAIT IS THAT FUCKING ROADHOG???

Pickmon on Steam Dive into a vast, uncharted continent filled with ancient civilizations and mysterious creatures called "Pickmon." In this multiplayer open-world survival crafter, you’ll team up with your P...

We've officially reached a point where Palworld is getting its own rip offs and I'm just dying of laughter
store.steampowered.com/app/4358270/...

Daylight Savings has already started messing with me lmao

Sincerely, we need to stop using Concord as a reference for a multiplayer game failure. Nothing has even remotely come close to reaching the multiple levels of failure that game had.

From, someone who's tired of seeing games being called "Concord 2/3/4/etc."

Might have to miss a couple of VR meets/do them in Desktop mode but at least I can rest knowing that a repaired one is on the way.

a man is carrying a bag in front of a no parking sign Alt: A man is throwing a computer into the dumpster.

Oh look, a notification on Twitch, wonder what it could be-

"Fresh Drop for Game detected! 👀"
"New sponsorships are available through-"
"A new game sponsorship is available through-"

Update: they went through with the RMA and I'm sending it out today. I shall be VR headsetless for the next while but at least I can rest easy knowing I'll be getting it back in one piece and not with a busted headstrap.

"NEW TO LIBRARY" "Super Battle Golf"

Alright, I've been thoroughly convinced.

Epic Games Make Your Own Content Instead of Using Pre-Existing Challenge (Actually Impossible) (They've Forgotten How to Make Their Own Stuff)

Fr tho holy shit

Ah yes, let's all just start wasting money on fake views and engagement so we can get a small boost in the algorithm.

What in the 9 circles of fuck is this guy on????

a wolf floating in a space suit with its helmet off and flames coming out of the neck of the space suit. the earth can see seen among space and stars in the background.

magazine screenshot (1993) archive.org/details/MSXF...

Holy moly, is Microsoft PURPOSEFULLY being dense? Like there's NO WAY they don't see the backlash from the Windows 11 stuff, right? Are they just purposefully NOT taking the hint?

Like genuinely there's no way they looked at this and thought "yeah our customer base will love this."

So I hit myself with a car door today. It wasn't very pleasant lmao

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

a gingerbread man is standing in a dark room with the words youtube.com/@gots on the bottom right Alt: REPO character opening their mouth repeatedly.

The developers of R.E.P.O. need to consider making a piece of merch that is the player characters but as Pez/candy dispensers.

Yup, split pretty bad too.

Reached out to Valve support to see if they can do anything about it. I doubt I'll get very far as the headset has been out of warranty for a while but it's at least worth a shot, right?

Yeah I'm thinking that might be one of my better options here.

Might also see if Valve will RMA it, worth a shot at least, right?

So, uh, I guess if anyone has any ideas as to how I should go about fixing this, feel free to suggest some haha

The side of a Valve Index. A piece has cracked and springs have now become exposed.

Uh oh

Payment processors should stick to handling money and keep their fucking noses out of people's businesses.

Look at all these wonderful faces~

Welcome to the team, folks!