In that case, spread the word
06.03.2026 18:09
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In that case, spread the word
Love the way it’s people. If we’re naming people without merit I can list way more than four
You’re allowed to hate! Hating is good, hating is great, hating is encouraged, I hate fucking loads of things. But it’s usually not because the stuff I hate is objectively without merit, it’s just Not For Me and that’s ok
A lukewarm take in response to an equally lukewarm take I’ve just read: just because you personally didn’t enjoy a piece of art, doesn’t mean it has no artistic merit! Maybe it’s just not for you, and that’s ok!
Just out there being the brand ambassadors for emotional crises, absolutely no shame
Walked past a couple holding hands. Woman wearing a t shirt saying “You Are Enough”. Man wearing a t shirt saying “Boys Get Sad Too”. What the hell is going on in that house
a lonely Matt Goodwin texting on his phone
‘hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it’
Oh I remember the first time I ever had one of them, I had no idea how strong it was an accidentally had three. Then I stood up and it hit me
I would take Texas on repeat over the unbearable drum and bass that my gym insists on
Then we get to do it all over again in Father’s Day.
I could point this out but they’d only tell me that dads are welcome to participate. I will not be volunteering with the wrapping operation but I do have to go online and pay for the gift as otherwise my kids will be sad to be left out. Last year I paid a fiver to receive a pink pompom keyring.
Ahaha thank you for giving me the wake up call I needed because ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT
Sure sure, dads are also welcome to do these jobs. We all know full well they are not doing them.
School PTA does a fundraising event which gives mothers the admin job of going on to ParentPay and buying ourselves a Mother's Day present from our child. Mothers are also invited to give up our free time to come into school and help the children wrap them. Happy Mother's Day, mothers!
Andrew is eighth in line to the throne, but that’s prison toilets for you!
Oh, the grand old duke of york
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Prisoner cell block HRH.
Remember, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor won't see your jokey tweets. But your friends implicated in serious misconduct in public office while embroiled in an international paedophile ring among the global elites might.
The former Prince Andrew, now officially known as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor-who-has-repeatedly-denied-any-wrongdoing
'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.
The case of The Crown vs One’s Brother
Might get this framed
Pretty sure Wuthering Heights would be getting a lot better reviews if they’d used my theme tune that I sent them.
Yes, I know I’m just singing Wuthering Heights to the tune of Blankety Blank but it’s catchy as fuck and will let everyone know they’re in for a good time at the flicks.
Yes. I get your point. I can see that there’s a delicate line to tread when you’re trying to tell the stories of political activism by people who are often ignored or patronised. How to draw attention to it without contributing to the tone of shock and surprise
It’s a very weird take. “We’ve always ignored women’s contributions, so let’s continue to ignore them!”
Same here. Which is absolutely as it should be, let it remain that way
One of my colleagues has just asked me to send him a copy of my PhD thesis and honestly, I’d rather send him my nudes.
(I don’t have nudes. I’m a 44 year old mother of two. But the point stands)
