Just dropped my toothpaste in the toilet. Crestfallen.
16.11.2024 02:38
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Just dropped my toothpaste in the toilet. Crestfallen.
New on MS NOW:
The war with Iran is costing the U.S. an estimated $1 billion a day, according to two congressional sources with knowledge of the matter.
Based on that estimate, the U.S. has spent at least $5 billion on the war since it began on Feb. 28.
Drunk Santa broke my tibia :-(
Santa called. He said I’m not funny anymore and if I don’t get my shit together he’s gonna kick my ass on Christmas Eve :-(
To the people who have their shit together: the fuck?
Thanks, everyone! My new #Dateline podcast called TRACE OF SUSPICION is already #1 on the Apple chart. Subscribers can listen now; everyone else can hear the first two episodes for free next Tuesday.
Photo of a short haired tuxedo tabby, standing up on its hind legs to examine the screen of a television, which is sitting up on a trunk in the living room setting.
Photo of a short haired, tuxedo tabby, sitting on a carpeted floor, gazing up at a TV, which is setting up on a trunk.
Photo of a shorthaired tuxedo tabby sitting on a rug that is on top of a hardwood floor in a living room type setting. It is gazing upward at a television which is sat on an old sewing machine table.
Photo of a shorthaired tuxedo tabby sitting on a rug that is on top of a hardwood floor in a living room type setting. It is gazing upward at a television which is sat on an old sewing machine table. It is essentially the same as the previous photo it’s just taken from a different angle behind the cat instead of beside it.
I recently found this set of four photos in which someone was documenting their cat’s obsession with the television. No date/info.
"Make people dependent enough, and then make it shitty"
Still giggling at this hilarious video from the Norwegian Consumer Council "A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator" which seems a perfect embodiment of Silicon Valley and tech generally these days
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...
"In space, no one can't hear you scream" styled like the Super Mario Galaxy title screen
A photo of a light-colored cat with a gray face and ears and wide blue eyes. Unknown forces are holding up to the cat’s ear the handset of a beige antique-type touch tone phone. A rectangular speech bubble with a jagged tail has been drawn on the photo to indicate it is the sound coming out of the handset. Words inside the bubble read, ‘Maybe it will happen today…’
Let's talk about Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy! youtu.be/6hmUN4J23xs
a smiling Hegseth shakes hands and chuckles following a White House event on same day the military announced the 4th death of a US soldier fighting Iran
Good thing they took all our money for food, housing, education, infrastructure, healthcare and basic quality of life and gave it to the military. Thats great. Love that for us.
A Jan. 6 rioter, who pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds, says he was at the Pentagon for Hegseth’s briefing.
So weird how hot dogs come in packages of ten and your dad tried to kiss me
Tweet from US Defense Dept: OPERATION EPIC FURY (USA flag emoji)
Dumb, soulless little baby-men. Insecure freaks.
Exactly.
A group of sheriff’s wearing full military gear carrying gun guns brutally arrest arresting protestors.
These are fully authorized members of the Hennepin County sheriffs office brutalizing peaceful protesters today at the Whipple building.
The governor is obviously lying as he is allowing state, police and state sheriffs to beat protesters
If your child falls into the gorilla enclosure you’re gonna need a new child. We only have the one gorilla.
Question for the Sunday shows: Who the fuck rules a country from a fucking two-bit social media app.
My niece has to sell candy bars so her school band can afford new music stands, but obviously there's an unlimited budget for single-use kamikaze drones.
Sorry I was gone so long, but I stepped on a raw lasagna noodle fragment that fell out of my nighty and I died.
unclench my jaw so all of my teeth can fall out no thank you
He’s okay. He’ll never figure it out tho :(
Update: Human opened door 20 second later. Loving pets and scritches were immediately deployed. All is well.
Cats: Not Understanding How Doors Work Since 1500 B.C.
NEW: Three U.S. troops have been killed and five more were "seriously wounded" in Operation Epic Fury, U.S. Central Command announced.
Board of Peace - Season 1
Everything is so sh*t!
Most of us are rightly angry/exhausted/anxious/afraid.
It can feel futile sharing music, art, writing, photography etc.
It can seem pointless telling us about your day, cat, kids, garden, walk, project etc but it’s NOT!
It’s how we hold onto our humanity ❤️ take care all x
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
