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I'm a writer and game enjoyer who likes bad jokes. Find me online anywhere Nighthands are sold.

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hey look a fun history lesson!

06.03.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 14590 ๐Ÿ” 4966 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 119 ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
Carpenter Brut's Trilogy album cover with the skull replaced by Browt and the text edited to say Carpenter Browt

Carpenter Brut's Trilogy album cover with the skull replaced by Browt and the text edited to say Carpenter Browt

It is now.

03.03.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would choose a much stronger word than contempt, myself.

02.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cute drawing of a witch hiding under a blanket playing with a crystal ball. Above her is the Doomscrying logo and a pile of dirty dishes.

A cute drawing of a witch hiding under a blanket playing with a crystal ball. Above her is the Doomscrying logo and a pile of dirty dishes.

I'm proud to announce that my first ever TTRPG, Doomscrying, is now avaliable for download!

lyarrah.itch.io/doomscrying

I'm new to this so I would love if people could give it a try!

Games take about an hour and only need a few dice and something to write on!

#TTRPG #tabletop #Doomscrying

26.02.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

After trying several I settled on Lawnchair. I only have a couple of minor things I want a launcher for but they're specific enough that the others I tried didn't do it.

01.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The band of gamer nerds notorious for being late to go onstage at a concert because of a League match that ran long has a video game? Wild.

01.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tried to make a water starter plate!!

01.03.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 577 ๐Ÿ” 128 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

CC @wobblypython.bsky.social @nuclearhog.farm and other artists who may see this.

26.02.2026 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But what if he did, though? What then?

26.02.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno, I am quite good at fathoming.

26.02.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Plank from Ed Edd and Eddy

Plank from Ed Edd and Eddy

Obviously a typo, they meant boards.

26.02.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we shut down every real place a kid could go that isn't home/school so they log on to the virtuamall and play cyber laser tag. they buy virtual goku shirts so their friends can see them wearing it while they cyberloiter. then they go to school and talk about what they got up to at the intermall

26.02.2026 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 153 ๐Ÿ” 41 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

the reason i most wanna scream when every publisher tries to make a live service lifestyle product chasing roblox and fortnite money is that fortnite and roblox arent fucking video games. i don't even mean this in (that much of) a snooty Hardcore Gamer way. theyre the mall. theyre the rec center.

26.02.2026 08:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 279 ๐Ÿ” 84 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Tingle

26.02.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you're saying there's a sample size

26.02.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
24.02.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Popping microwave popcorn is tacit approval of United States military action in the Middle East.

20.02.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is just how people talked in my high school

20.02.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i finally got around to implementing character sprites, therefore, Error Joseph is now real and can jumpscare me

(sprite @yummypillow.art who put an unreasonable amount of effort into this)

20.02.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 423 ๐Ÿ” 131 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH MY GOD RUSH LIMBAUGH DIED TODAY I ALMOST FORGOT! FUCK YEAH! ROT IN HELL

17.02.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You met me, too!

16.02.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Palm Reader Machine - Party Pals See what your outcome will be...

If you head out west you can rent one from these guys and then steal it www.partypals.com/product/palm...

Otherwise all I can find are a couple of 2018-era auction listings in Cali, which don't even have brand names or anything.

16.02.2026 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a DDoS (Distributed Dreaming of Something)

16.02.2026 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A SKELATAN ANGLE WITH A HUGE A$$ SCYTHE AND THERE SAYEN "IM WAITING TO SEE IF SOCIETY ENDS BEFORE I BOTHER GETTING IN SHAPE " - ALSO I THINK IT ALREADY ENDED BUT IDK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATAN ANGLE WITH A HUGE A$$ SCYTHE AND THERE SAYEN "IM WAITING TO SEE IF SOCIETY ENDS BEFORE I BOTHER GETTING IN SHAPE " - ALSO I THINK IT ALREADY ENDED BUT IDK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHO ELSE - dashare.zone ADMIN

13.02.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 437 ๐Ÿ” 111 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It's easy to remember the lyric as written when you think about Seal's explanation behind it: "I have avoided explaining these lyrics for 25 years. I am not going to start doing it now."

12.02.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is so good. everyone read foreach Right Now

11.02.2026 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 129 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Sharing the AI slop video to dunk on it is still sharing it. Sharing the AI slop video to dunk on it is still sharing it. Sharing the AI slop video to dunk on it is still sharing it. Sharing the AI slop video to dunk on it is still sharing it. Sharing the AI slop video to dunk on it is still sharin-

12.02.2026 03:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But what if this time the funny meme that gets 23 likes and one repost solves the underlying problem?

11.02.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A local place here has a bangin' lemon balsamic vinegar I put on a lot of stuff. This doesn't help you but I wanted to share it anyway.

10.02.2026 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope the drive was empty except for D.jpg, D(1).jpg, and D(2).jpg

10.02.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0