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Matt Turner

@mattspeakswords

Queer noisemaker with anxiety. Board Game nerd by trade. I tell stupid stories in my spare time. They/Them

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I'm back on it again and it's just one of the best albums ever made. Please put some time aside and give Knower Forever a go.

13.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does this mean you've been larping as an AI recently? I've been very much enjoying that site.
It's refreshing just going to a website to do 1 (one) thing sometimes.

12.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you listened to Knower Forever yet? It's an album, try it out. It's like, spiky, grimy bass and drums over beautiful chords and never the ones you expect, very good for taking a spicy mood and putting it through a mechanism to convert it into bopping

01.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
Two infographics are shown. On the left we see lawn equipment in yellow, vs cars in green. 1 hour of running a gas lawn mower is the equivalent of driving 300 miles, which they exemplify as los angeles to las vegas. 1 hour f running a gas leaf blower is the equivalent of driving 1100 miles, which they exemplify as los angeles to denver. it's also the distance from portland to san diego which I understand better because I am west coast.

On the right you see a line chart of small engines vs car emissions, showing that car emissions have been decreasing while small engines (like leaf blowers) have been increasing)

Two infographics are shown. On the left we see lawn equipment in yellow, vs cars in green. 1 hour of running a gas lawn mower is the equivalent of driving 300 miles, which they exemplify as los angeles to las vegas. 1 hour f running a gas leaf blower is the equivalent of driving 1100 miles, which they exemplify as los angeles to denver. it's also the distance from portland to san diego which I understand better because I am west coast. On the right you see a line chart of small engines vs car emissions, showing that car emissions have been decreasing while small engines (like leaf blowers) have been increasing)

I knew gas leaf blowers were bad emissions-wise, but I just found out using one for 1 hour is the equivalent of driving 1100 miles in a car, like from Portland to San Diego. That's ridiculous. ww2.arb.ca.gov/our-work/top...

25.02.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Garfield hates Mondays because he burdened with the curse of Sapience that has led to unnatural knowledge of what Monday is. He is a Feline Prometheus who has stolen fire from the Gods and thus suffers eternal torment

21.02.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Godzilla Minus One sounds like a RomCom where Godzilla's date hasn't turned up... Anyway, we're pitching KAIJU MOVIES this week so give us your best made up KAIJU MOVIE TITLES!!

18.02.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

maps.app.goo.gl/2a39CiQuGCBf...
Looks like they still do it, if you're ever up there.

06.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've eaten deep fried cheesecake when I lived in Glasgow.

06.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Book might be the best album they've made, which is utterly wild given how long they've been going.

30.01.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Join Us is my favourite too. So much high concept sci fi nonsense.

30.01.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These little lore tidbits are great. Can't wait for the narrative to collide with them.

29.01.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Decap mechanical organ
Decap mechanical organ YouTube video by Matt Speaks Words

Worth a go. Get some chips, have a paddle, find a shell, witness the Decap youtu.be/LgVclFhhdlM?...

22.01.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you still not been to the Scarborough fair collection? Sort it out mate.

21.01.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A big egg πŸ₯š

19.01.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We pitched it. Hollywood is listening, it just won't admit it.

18.01.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm having a really great time with this game. Movement fluidity to rival the best 3D Mario games, with an emphasis on creative problem solving and flow. I *cannot* wait to see speed runners boinging around this game at light speed.

14.01.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BEANO artist Laura Howell is delivering a free online masterclass on Writing and Drawing for Kids Comics this Tuesday, 13th January 2026, as part of the Comics Youth β€œComics Declassified” project

https://downthetubes.net/laura-howell-next-comics-declassified-guest-offering-comic-creation-tips/

11.01.2026 07:31 πŸ‘ 197 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

COMEDY FACT KNOWERS:
I would like to know where the music for the George Dawes classic "Peanuts" song on Shooting Stars came from. It's *really funny* just by itself, and I don't know if we know who wrote it. It sort of sounds like they found a demo on a keyboard that made them laugh and used that

09.01.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This morning I've been thinking about how it's a crime that we've never had Bill Shatner playing Herod in a production of JCS.
Just talk-singing the whole song.
I'd definitely settle for @brentalfloss.bsky.social 's Kirk doing it though.

07.01.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Critical Hit #811: Operation Wild Moon - Part 1 (LNRS01-E01)
Critical Hit #811: Operation Wild Moon - Part 1 (LNRS01-E01) YouTube video by Major Spoilers Video

Let's talk about Moon Generation, the new #LancerRPG actual play we're doing on the #CriticalHit podcast! There are four episodes out now, and you can listen on youtube, spotify, apple podcast or your aggregator of choice. youtu.be/eAzfOSujiUA?...

04.01.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Favorite Bond movies, in order:
- Spyfinger
- To Die, Explodingly
- The World Is Huge
- Moonkisser
- Quantum of Solace

21.01.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 512 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 30
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If we lived in a just media landscape, this would now be a trilogy.

30.12.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 3155 πŸ” 677 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 157

The shower is a very good noise machine.

25.12.2025 20:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

25.12.2024 07:57 πŸ‘ 5565 πŸ” 1133 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 10

Debate kids are like if thinking Guitar Hero made you good at guitar was a political ideology.

21.12.2025 20:00 πŸ‘ 307 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
The Xbox Boycott (Still) Matters
The Xbox Boycott (Still) Matters YouTube video by People Make Games

Why We're Boycotting Xbox:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybj1...

18.12.2025 14:01 πŸ‘ 2585 πŸ” 1370 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 95
"Have I Still Got the Magic?" - KHAN!!! The Musical! A Parody Trek-tacular
"Have I Still Got the Magic?" - KHAN!!! The Musical! A Parody Trek-tacular YouTube video by brentalfloss

Do us a favor: Would you share this video in a Trekkie subreddit or Facebook group or other coalition of Trek weirdos?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZpa...

16.12.2025 20:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He were dead good in Andor though.

13.12.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0