I'm sorry, what's this about Abbot doing naked yoga???
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He/him Married to my favorite guy, cat dad x 4, photographer, Michigander, space enthusiast. A good walking trail hates to see me coming. Here to cultivate safe spaces and shamelessly hype my besties. linktr.ee/verslikeversace
Officially at the point in the season when I need an edible post Pitt episode to bring down my anxiety
Damnnnn
You, in another decade
Caption included for added cringe
I watched some of the game play tonight and it looks so cute and fun!
Cuties ๐ฅฐ
Our neighborhood street covered in a relatively think fog, giving body to the light from the street and porch lamps
The vibes were immaculate this evening
Scented Rivalry
Would like seconds and even thirds of this, pls & thx
I'm here for it
Only folks who don't respect game theory/strategy were mad at him
Selfie of me sitting on the couch with two cats cozyed up by my shoulders, one on my lap, and a sleepy husband curled up under my right arm
The world is absolute shit right now, and there sometimes feels like there's little to be thankful for. But I am very thankful for this quiet moment tonight.
Say less ๐ฅต
Thank you cutie! We're definitely getting there. I kind of dropped the ball over these last few winter months ๐
Bathroom mirror selfie of me showing off my pit post workout in nothing but my GYM jockstrap
Forgot to apply deodorant before arm day. Oops...
I'm just going to say it, this is my ideal man
I'm not completely sure. I blocked him pretty quick after that last message ๐
Put me down for that as well ๐ฅต
Actor Taran Killiam on the set of Stumble
Actor Jarrett Austin Brown on the set of Stumble
Actor Ryan Pinkston in front of a Stumble poster
I really think we should be talking more about the men of Stumble
Bathroom mirror selfie of me naked with my left arm tucked behind me head, pit showing, and a house plant strategically placed to cover up a sensitive area
Love that afternoon glow
The ruling elite will try and spin anything to convince us that things really aren't "that bad"
This ๐๐ผ
Mind you I already told this man -- who messaged me first despite my profile saying "top" -- that oral, making out, jerking, toy play, and light bondage were also on the table if he wasn't interested in bottoming.
Screenshot of a sniffies convo: 42 yo: Do you look for tops bottoms or vers guys Me: Any of the three. Husband doesn't t bottom, and I don't like it as much as topping but three tops can still make a good jierk off circle haha 42 yo: lol I don't meet guys to jerk off I'm not in middle achool Face pics of you guys? Me: Lol with that attitude you sure seem like it
I just know it'd be the most vanilla, least fulfilling sex of my life
I keep hoping/waiting for him to die, as if that will put an end to all of this. I know it won't, but a boy can dream.
Okay, so it goes, in descending order:
1. Scream (original)
2. Scream 4
3. Scream 5
4. Scream 2
5. Scream 6
6. Scream 3
99. Scream 7
Americans rise up against your government.
Nude in front of the shower
Subby Sunday