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@verslikeversace

He/him Married to my favorite guy, cat dad x 4, photographer, Michigander, space enthusiast. A good walking trail hates to see me coming. Here to cultivate safe spaces and shamelessly hype my besties. linktr.ee/verslikeversace

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a man without a shirt is standing in a hallway looking out a window ALT: a man without a shirt is standing in a hallway looking out a window

I'm sorry, what's this about Abbot doing naked yoga???

08.03.2026 04:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Officially at the point in the season when I need an edible post Pitt episode to bring down my anxiety

08.03.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damnnnn

07.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You, in another decade

Caption included for added cringe

07.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I watched some of the game play tonight and it looks so cute and fun!

07.03.2026 07:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cuties ๐Ÿฅฐ

07.03.2026 07:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Our neighborhood street covered in a relatively think fog, giving body to the light from the street and porch lamps

Our neighborhood street covered in a relatively think fog, giving body to the light from the street and porch lamps

The vibes were immaculate this evening

07.03.2026 07:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scented Rivalry

05.03.2026 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would like seconds and even thirds of this, pls & thx

05.03.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm here for it

05.03.2026 12:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only folks who don't respect game theory/strategy were mad at him

05.03.2026 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Selfie of me sitting on the couch with two cats cozyed up by my shoulders, one on my lap, and a sleepy husband curled up under my right arm

Selfie of me sitting on the couch with two cats cozyed up by my shoulders, one on my lap, and a sleepy husband curled up under my right arm

The world is absolute shit right now, and there sometimes feels like there's little to be thankful for. But I am very thankful for this quiet moment tonight.

05.03.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Say less ๐Ÿฅต

04.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you cutie! We're definitely getting there. I kind of dropped the ball over these last few winter months ๐Ÿ™ˆ

04.03.2026 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bathroom mirror selfie of me showing off my pit post workout in nothing but my GYM jockstrap

Bathroom mirror selfie of me showing off my pit post workout in nothing but my GYM jockstrap

Forgot to apply deodorant before arm day. Oops...

04.03.2026 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just going to say it, this is my ideal man

04.03.2026 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not completely sure. I blocked him pretty quick after that last message ๐Ÿ˜‚

03.03.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put me down for that as well ๐Ÿฅต

03.03.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Actor Taran Killiam on the set of Stumble

Actor Taran Killiam on the set of Stumble

Actor Jarrett Austin Brown on the set of Stumble

Actor Jarrett Austin Brown on the set of Stumble

Actor Ryan Pinkston in front of a Stumble poster

Actor Ryan Pinkston in front of a Stumble poster

I really think we should be talking more about the men of Stumble

03.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bathroom mirror selfie of me naked with my left arm tucked behind me head, pit showing, and a house plant strategically placed to cover up a sensitive area

Bathroom mirror selfie of me naked with my left arm tucked behind me head, pit showing, and a house plant strategically placed to cover up a sensitive area

Love that afternoon glow

02.03.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 101 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ruling elite will try and spin anything to convince us that things really aren't "that bad"

02.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ

02.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mind you I already told this man -- who messaged me first despite my profile saying "top" -- that oral, making out, jerking, toy play, and light bondage were also on the table if he wasn't interested in bottoming.

02.03.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a sniffies convo:

42 yo: Do you look for tops bottoms or vers guys

Me: Any of the three. Husband doesn't t bottom, and I don't like it as much as topping but three tops can still make a good jierk off circle haha

42 yo: lol I don't meet guys to jerk off
I'm not in middle achool
Face pics of you guys?

Me: Lol with that attitude you sure seem like it

Screenshot of a sniffies convo: 42 yo: Do you look for tops bottoms or vers guys Me: Any of the three. Husband doesn't t bottom, and I don't like it as much as topping but three tops can still make a good jierk off circle haha 42 yo: lol I don't meet guys to jerk off I'm not in middle achool Face pics of you guys? Me: Lol with that attitude you sure seem like it

I just know it'd be the most vanilla, least fulfilling sex of my life

02.03.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a bottle of water . ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a bottle of water .

I don't think any of us are forgetting that after that

02.03.2026 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep hoping/waiting for him to die, as if that will put an end to all of this. I know it won't, but a boy can dream.

02.03.2026 05:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, so it goes, in descending order:

1. Scream (original)
2. Scream 4
3. Scream 5
4. Scream 2
5. Scream 6
6. Scream 3
99. Scream 7

02.03.2026 05:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Americans rise up against your government.

28.02.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 11153 ๐Ÿ” 3339 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 427 ๐Ÿ“Œ 186
Nude in front of the shower

Nude in front of the shower

Subby Sunday

01.03.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 814 ๐Ÿ” 49 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0