Patrick Dalton

Trump has always been an utter c-unit.

When he was 5 years old he was caught throwing ROCKS at a BABY.

Just think, if somebody had just properly kicked his ass years ago the world wouldn't be in this mess.

Trump needs to burn in hell

Predictive text failed you there

The samples on this album introduced me to so much brilliant non-wanky jazz

Friday's motivation music - A Tribe Called Quest, The Low End Theory aka "The Sgt. Peppers of Hip Hop" ✌️

He's such a prick.

I'm very proud that he blocked me on Twitter once when we got into an argument & I suggested that he is the way he is because nobody had ever truly loved him or ever will.

Must've touched a nerve with that.

There's a high chance Trump is sharting whilst they do this

WTF?!? Absolute dicks.

Dear Shabana, I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank. You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to make a perilous crossing on small boats.” I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division. When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney. As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I filled water tanks and picked up litter. What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country. Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it. It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and croissants to refugees and food parcels. When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers whilst risking death on the seas.” She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …

Dear Shabana,

Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

I love this bleak Simpsons moment for Moe.

Having the foresight to make this sign & tape it to his back is just perfection.

Pure Moe.

MAGA is the pedo/rapist party

Personally, I think adults should do World Book Day too.

Make it a Halloween for bookworms.

I wish they had TBH

Dubai is a cunt magnet

RAJU: You'll concede this is war?

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: We haven't declared war. They declared war on us

RAJU: The president called it war and Secretary Hegseth called it war

REPORTER: When you walked up just now, you called it war

MULLIN: Okay. That was a misspoke.

Probably explains why the U.S. bombed a school

No amount of waves will change the fact that Donald Trump is a paedophile.

1000's of people will die because the president of the USA is a nonce & his country is too frightened to do anything about it.

Never have, never will. All very suspect.

Sky News: Learner driver arrested for drug driving during test Police said officers could smell cannibals after they pulled over a 26-year-old learner driver because of a faulty brake light. He was later arrested for drug driving.

CANNIBALS.

Billionaires suck the joy out of EVERYTHING

Or stay and defend it? I'm sure she's of fighting age.

A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

this photo leaves little to the imagination

Do you reckon their fellow pheasants & squirrels think they're a bit flash?

Screenshot of a selfie of Isabel Oakeshott in Dubai, suggesting it would help identify exactly where she is to anyone.

From the other place, and nicked from another BSky account.

When he eventually pops his clogs I feel like his acolytes & the entire MAGA movement should be buried alongside his bloated corpse in a mausoleum so that they can continue to serve him in the afterlife.

Seriously, I reckon if someone suggested that to him he'd bloody love the idea.

A drawing of sleepy Trump

I'm so bored of big corporations/ billionaires ruining EVERYTHING for profit & our political class doing everything it can to help them.

Who needs artists anyway? AI can now do all the fun, imaginative, creative stuff finally freeing up artists to......die presumably.

My day's been made already.

Finally spotted the elusive local albino squirrel!