Like baseball and DR
You know what the stick'll do

LOL this is how I learned that Barcelona have entered the next phase of their public Luka Vuskovic wooing

The deployment of bold font and capitalization to encourage scabbing

He's fine! Was strange to see crockett come at him for being all talk / no action, when the thing that raised his profile was him leading the other TX legislators to go on the run & deny quorum for TX re-districting for as long as possible. Helped turn it into a national fight, & Virginia responded

Take it to the bank

And because many (not all!) in the pundit class feel a need to offer their Take on as many different topics as possible, theyre getting hit with 15 different Adelson Checkerboards that they're not even clocking. It gets worse the more they branch out!

Northern Chicago resident here, can confirm that Raja BLASTED the commercials on sports broadcasts way earlier than everyone else. Have only very recently seen the Stratton ads, mostly since the Pritzker endorsement

It's Zach Braffs all the way down ayyyyyyyyy

I (...used to?) really like Crockett, and also most of her senate campaign has been bewildering at every turn

Guys being Dudes

Her inclusion of the "(USA Today rankings)" parenthetical is so funny to me. You know it's come up before!

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares

I'm not even asking for money back, when does the line for the cost of my widgets go down

So all the prices go down now, that's how it works right? *touches hand to earpiece* oh goddammit

"My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons," is an all-timer

Had to check the year on that post, unbelievable. A thousand examples to choose from, but the EO banning trans people from military service came in *the first 10 days* of Trump 2.0

Accidental Wes Anderson

can you imagine how fucking annoying it would be to be the like. 12th best person in the world at ski jumping. like you can’t STOP going to the competitions right? but you’re going to get 12th. your mom flew there

California in winter is like a Fae world where spring and winter are places on the map you can visit.

Biggest thing is reminds me of is the week following the October 7th attacks, when people who actually knew things were asking how Israel could retaliate vs Hamas in urban setting in ways that wouldn't also indiscriminately slaughter civilian.

Turns out it's easier when you just dont care about it

Learned today that they refer to that kind of performance as a "splatfest"

"Who is the most successful U.S. politician who is the right kind of communist, in your opinion" should be a real quick shut-down reply as the glance around and see a completely empty room, and yet

The summer games are people who are good at sports doing sports. The winter games are avatars of humanity spitting in the face of God, and curling.

As someone who can *only* pull off the wayfarer style of sunglasses, it would be cool of Ray Ban to knock this shit off. Do you have any idea how often Meta is wrong about what non-freak consumers want

Old Disney movies used to all be 1hr 17min long and they would spend at least 5 of those minutes eating up clock by doing call-and-response songs with woodland creatures. No reason we can't go back to this

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

Oh cool, and it's coming from the same guy who lied for clout about which day ICE/CBP were deploying tear gas near a daycare in Minneapolis.

This guy suuuuuucks

Chicagoan here -- Raj has been running Raj For Senate ads going back to Fall 2025, and his face has been *everywhere* when I'm watching football. He definitely got his name out there waaayyy before the rest of the field, as it is

Dawg he just passive tense'd his destruction of one of the 2 papers of record