Shields

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Oh this has notifications now huh, maybe I’ll come back

or I mean maybe I won’t and I’ll just read posts on my lock screen wtv

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

I'm in

These are all solid suggestions but I think the play is crushing solitude

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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He talks about this stuff like coworkers talk about new kind of crypto

If you tamper with the void, we’ll know

Just in case you were thinking of trying it

surely i’ll get my wallet back if i can prove the wallet inspector was lying

*Worf, speaking in calm, formal tone befitting an officer*

"This is true, Bestie."

These features unlock a new generation of games featuring Real Time Pre-Baked Lighting Retrieval, plus the stunning fidelity offered by Seam-Spliced Texture Crumbling

Despite the more powerful hardware, they haven’t lost sight of the classic experience Nintendo players expect. To this end, they have worked with AMD on a custom GPU capable of 8x Pro-Aliasing and a new form of Deep Learning Enabled Frame Destruction (DLEFD)

What, I put it to you, the fuck?

But seriously every single audiobook I’ve listened to I’ve spent 60% of my easily spooked Attention being annoyed at the absolutely goofball voices the narrators seem to do for every other character, complete with vaguely offensive accents

I’m trying to use them to fight against my attention span issues while supporting authors; buy ebook + audiobook direct if possible, more chances to actually keep up and finish the book

Audiobooks suck so bad lol

Always reading this in the @theryangeorge.bsky.social Producer Guy voice

Everyone talks about the old molten hyperdiarrhea gummy bears but the true demon sugarfree candy is the Redvines, because you know it’s *almost* worth it

It’s wild how often I’m being followed by profiles with aviator car selfie pfps that post exactly like the DNC trained a bot on MAGA twitter and then moved the sliders a little to the center

i didn't go out but I *did* get back on waiting lists for a sleep doctor and a new therapist sooo

I’d be like

Fixed it

Thank you yes

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Yeah seriously I honestly pictured her as being the same species as Kurby, absorbing *cutie* into my mental model is going to take a moment

She'd have that thing on an elevator to Containment faster than you could say "You offer it to me freely...?"

Nahw, Nahw, aah-Wait a Minute there misshter Pixelated Boat nahw you see here, ... !!

M’lord. Their time grows short. There is aught else we can do for them now but administer Bark of The Peppermint

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