Lol thank you
19.10.2025 19:36
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you people with pump top shampoo/conditioner ever just feel real nasty when they’re running low and you’re just in there ass naked pumping those tops like “come on, squirt all over my hands” and then it just explodes all over the shower
19.10.2025 01:10
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In reality, having a big heart is a medical condition that can kill you.... metaphorically it can kill you too.
19.10.2025 12:40
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…and the Burger King was behind the bar, telling them he doesn’t serve their kind
19.10.2025 19:30
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Wish there was a champions medal for running a daily three-legged race with anxiety and depression.
18.10.2025 12:40
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ME: if the singular of geese is goose then the singular of cheese is choose
MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger
16.10.2025 15:55
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Lol heyyyy…and I’m pretty sure I’m the same size, but 🤷🏻♀️
16.10.2025 20:37
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Hiii there!
16.10.2025 01:31
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Thadddd!!! Hey lol
16.10.2025 00:54
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I’ve been alright, hope you have too
16.10.2025 00:54
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Shaaaannnneeeee 🖤
16.10.2025 00:14
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Ohhh there’s nothing left after this year so no worries
16.10.2025 00:13
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Heyyyy Jayyyy
15.10.2025 23:39
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It’s starting off a little slow, but there are some funny parts
15.10.2025 23:14
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🤷🏻♀️ I’m pretty sure I’ve already watched everything else
15.10.2025 23:13
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The Mandalorian, but a caramel dessert.
The Flandalorian
15.10.2025 14:21
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went to get an existential crisis but it was soul doubt
15.10.2025 18:30
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It’s that time of year when I’m becoming increasingly stuck indoors, soooo…
*begrudgingly starts binge watching the internet*
15.10.2025 22:58
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Thank you! 😊 🫶🏻
15.10.2025 22:56
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😂😂 sorryyyy
27.06.2025 20:47
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Eerily unsettling…
16.06.2025 21:44
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I don’t really want any porridge, it’s always too hot or too cold, and I’m not sure how I had any to begin with…where did it come from? I didn’t buy it
16.06.2025 21:05
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my life is being stolen right before my eyes one work day at a time
16.06.2025 17:13
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sex so good he forgets every word but your name and now you have to order for him at restaurants
16.06.2025 11:28
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don’t talk about the elephant in the room until it’s had its coffee
16.06.2025 15:33
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Hair goals
16.06.2025 20:42
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