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Stuck in limbo between wide awake and coma

Ladies... Y'all too if you don't mind

I’ve actually been going to bed at a semi-respectable time (for me) the past week or so. The last bout of insomnia screwed my whole internal clock up.

Hi

😅

Failed miserably

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Forgot all those nudes we’re in the drafts 😅
Scared myself 🤣

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Let’s see if I can fall asleep within the hour lol

I think the typo killed the freak momentum lol jk

Oh, and I do a smooth ratio for the pb&j. I don’t lather but I don’t skimp either

I use either one…and I don’t drink a thing lol

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I was locked all the way in for the whole story lmaooooooo

This pb&j sammich is SMACKIN’

Can’t. I got eliminated in the preliminaries lol

Shout out to everyone that got flewed out or did the flewin 😂

He didn’t decide? Was it the immaculate conception or something? Tf? Yeah he gotta get hands put on him for having THIS argument on THIS day.

Lmaoooo I was thinking the same thing 🤣

Which one fucked up? Lol

It’s almost always snowing in those kinds spots. I’ve only attended twice and the forecast says it’s gonna snow forever. You gotta find the curated communities *for us*

Like, I’m ok with ONE hiccup. The moment it’s a second, I feel like I did something wrong and be apologizing to everyone around me 😂

Glad I’m not the only one who feels like hiccups are immature as hell lmao jk.

Shout out to all servers who had to work tonight and deal with people who clearly dined at a fine dining restaurant for the first time tonight and find a way to fake a complaint about EVERYTHING and it reflected in your tip. I hear it happens A LOT on VDay

Ain’t nuthin but a G thang BAYYYYYBAY

As am I. As am I…

So you used to have the same struggle huh? Did you make your way out?

Nah that’s a whole other story. Low self esteem and zero confidence as a child so when I got older and started dating, I NEEDED that attachment. But my ability to operate in solitude is an entirely different skillset wired somewhere else in my brain. I spent a lot of time with my thoughts.

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You need balance?