A staggering 23 (TWENTY-THREE) red cards were issued after a mass brawl erupted between Cruzeiro and Atletico Mineiro in a state-championship final in Brazil 😳
FotMob didn't have space to show the red cards and neither did the referee, who issued the sanctions after the match 🟥
'Blessed be the arms dealers.'
These people are as far from true meanings of faith as you can get. They are sick.
If this had been found in England they'd be somebody wanting to 'reintroduce' Brown fish Owls.
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
Swedish private equity group takes 42% stake in Yorkshire Water.
Thames Water, Northumbrian Water, Southern Water, South West Water and Wessex Water gutted by PE.
All have criminal convictions, dump sewage in rivers, profiteer. 90% of England's water is foreign owned.
Expect more looting.
Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday
And yet people still use this cunts app.
DUBAI right now. Unbowed! We love it. We push on (Isabel Oakeshott)
Reports of another drone in Middle East.
This one was spotted filming the beach with her phone.
Seagulls a long way from the sea. Displaying Saunder's Gulls, Mongolia May 2024.
#SuperSeabirdSunday
Ad. Bonaparte’s Gull today at Copperhouse, Cornwall (8th March ‘26). One of at least three birds in the county, plus same or another 1w at R. Plym yesterday.
#cornwallbirding #birding #ukbirding
Summed up the #MAGA base and #Trumps absurd hold over them. 😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
While we’re at it, maybe it’s time to finally stop arming israel too?
Flocks of Jackdaw are scattered across Shetland Just now, with a few distinctive 'Nordic' birds showing the pale half-collar. #YellBirding #Shetland
On the badge🙈
For anyone who would like the clip (including George).
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
Saying goodbye to the bird-legged hoe.
#SheShed
A letter from out of off of the new issue of Viz, accompanied by two (count 'em) pictures of the latest issue. At jaunty angles. And here is the letter. A-hem... "When he got his £80 million recording contract back in 2002, Robbie Williams famously shouted "I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams". I don't know what his 'wildest dreams' entailed, but I'm surprised they involved selling catfood a quarter of a century down the line. Mike Tatham, Dundee'
There's a new issue (Viz 354) in the shops. Sorry no refunds. shop.viz.co.uk/viz354bs
Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."
Don't you just love it when things like this happen.
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#viz #comedy #rude #swear
"Give me the blandest thing on the menu"
Pygmy Owl singing. Grand stretch in the morning this time of year allows for the morning dog walk to coincide with the perfect period for Pygmy Owl to sing. 😍😎 Sound up 🔊. This is my resident garden bird. Brilliant little song. 😍 #birds #owls #SuperbOwl #birding #birdwatching #finland
