Kaypocalypse

My 1 yo has decided she is living a diaper free lifestyle. Unfortunately she’s also discovering it’s really hard to slide with a naked butt.

NBD but I put a command hook on the back of my monitor to store my headphones and my life will never be the same.

Who needs a gym when you can dance along with The Wiggles in your living room.

OMG noooo

Mine hasn’t bitten hard enough to draw blood but she randomly decided to lmk she is done by looking me in the eyes, smiling, and biting the nip lol INFURIATING 😅

She also just gets bitey and giggly when she is really tired lol kind of funny but she has enough teeth now to be a problem

For real lol. I think we need a min vocab of 10 words before we start bringing teeth into it

I don’t think people with 0 impulse control should be out here growing full mouths of teeth.

CLEANING SERIES #1: How to properly clean the painted finishes on a vintage sewing machine. YouTube video by Vintage Sewing Machine Garage

YouTube is a great resource! Vintage Sewing Machine Garage and AndyTube are two that I know have videos on restoring Model 15’s.

So far I’ve just dusted mine LOL. But there was a good 30 min video just about that from VSMG that was super educational 😅

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Ooo no I’ve mostly been bingeing YouTube videos but man something in print would be helpful for my brain, thanks!

I have a model 15 to restore (my 401 is pretty much running perfectly already) and I’m a bit intimidated lol

Yesssss I wanna see what you make!

I’m inspired by a) no one carrying maternity clothes in store and b) literally no one giving a fuuuuuck if anything is wearable postpartum and c) all my nursing bras sucking ballz

Dreaming of restoring old sewing machines and making my own clothes so I bought a sewing machine and drew a picture of it 🤓

#art #sewing

Omg my phone kept changing hub to “job” so I’m sure that post makes no sense lol

Maybe if our LO was older and using the calendar too we’d like the more stripped down functionality.

My sister does have the skylight and she likes it a lot but she also bought it at Costco and hers came with a year subscription (which is $80). I’m curious how she’ll review it once that’s up.

Yeah I really like the task/routine charting. And generally having a job for grocery lists, meal plans, etc. like having a visual job for family comms is a great idea.

Ok so the follow up is cozyla kinda sucks too LOL

for your money I still think it’s better. I just need more granular control. Brian was not happy with its security. We ended up returning and are instead using dakboard on some old monitors. Have an old iPad I might dedicate also!

I feel like the puns are allowed because they’re cute 😅

I’ve been making some silly little art for little one’s room.

It’s not as satisfying as pottery but it is a lot easier to do with a baby on hip and demanding to feel every couple hours 😅

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the skylight calendar is trash compared to cozyla. It’s not even a competition.

Like.

Skylight is fine if you don’t mind an $80/year subscription to use features that cozyla provides standard like… using photos as a screen saver.

Kthxbye

1/ I’d like to share what’s happened since Sept. 30, the night of the most dramatic raid of the Trump administration’s Operation Midway Blitz in Chicago. Under the cover of darkness, 37 immigrants were taken from an apartment complex …🧵

That’s so real. Between the dogs and the baby we are swimming in poop basically.

Woke up to find that I’d fallen asleep with a dirty diaper on my pillow. Clearly I’m thriving hbu

This one is particularly depressing to me. Teen Vogue was a huge factor in my desire to pursue a journalism degree, even though ultimately I majored more vaguely in “writing” and “cultural studies” because at the time, no one seemed to know how to monetize the internet or save print.

Things I’ve learned since becoming a Mom:
1. Glow in the dark pacifiers stop glowing by the time you need to find them in the dark 🤡
2. Just buy the gd Align leggings 💀
3. Roasted blueberries are basically purple paint 🫐💜

I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.

Baby led weaning is pretty fun but I don’t know who needs to hear this: roasted blueberries are basically purple paint

Ok so our Dr didn’t have it for baby girl to get at her 6 month appointment either. MY doctor told me they don’t have it because no one wants it???

I want to flip so many tables!!

I had good luck at Costco last year so going to try there for myself but pharmacies apparently don’t do baby shots

What if you had a hobby and didn’t mine it for content? What if it was just your own personal little hobby and the internet didn’t know anything about it?

Timeline cleanse!

Abughazaleh: I think Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague. And if the response from ICE to people exercising their first amendment right is to drive vehicles through them, they should not be an agency in the US.

Ok so… how do I turn the boobs off?

Plugged milk duct is the last straw get me off this riiiiiide ?!?!

a woman singing in front of a crowd with the words to the limit written below her ALT: a woman singing in front of a crowd with the words to the limit written below her

Me: I think it’s time to stop breast feeding.

My boobs: time to kick it into OVERDRIVE girliessssssssss