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Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

That time Markwayne Mullin acted like he was going to fight the head of Teamsters. DHS = WWE.

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin

A fun feature of the Trump administration is that whenever he fires someone terrible, the replacement is somehow terrible-er

Fuck off, KRISTI

They sure did

We've renamed the DOD the Department of War. Our troops are Warfighters. No of course we're not "at war" you dumb lib

I wonder if @kairyssdal.bsky.social knows people are thirsting over him on Threads

I never miss the SOTU, but I literally won’t be able to stomach his slurring ramblings and breathless applause for 3 hours. Pass.

Can you imagine James Comey spraying beer like a frat boy during a hockey celebration?

Maybe curling.

If my mother had been kidnapped weeks ago and I saw this photo of the FBI director, I—

Sun-Ripened Raspberry and Country Apple

But…but he doesn’t take a salary!

Direction sign at Surprise Spring Training facility that says Kansas City, Mo ➡️ 1035 miles

Here, for my KC computer friends

Oregon St vs U Michigan at the college Baseball Series

I decided to try that viral protein bowl of sweet potato, seasoned ground beef and cottage cheese. While it tasted yummy, couldn’t shake the feeling that that’s pretty much what my dog eats when she has a tummy ache

The “Hide yo kids, hide yo wife” guy is on IG selling home security cameras 😆

Cute black dog licking the face of a white lady in glasses.

Oh Peggy. I love you so.

MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter

Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes

Temu Draco Malfoy

Catherine O’Hara and James Van Der Beek are gone but we are left with the likes of Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump.

😭😢

Oh, so it’s bad bad

Like a well-oiled machine.

“Juss kidding!”

I had to sell magazines for a fundraiser in high school (95-99) and I subscribed to half of those. Entertainment Weekly, YM and Rolling Stone were my jam!

Pic of Jeffrey Epstein’s living room with a grotesque wax like portrait of a man over a gilded fireplace.

Grotesque orange face with stringy hair made out of cake

The strange portrait in Epstein’s living room looked familiar. It looks like a Trump cake from Netflix’s Nailed It!

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