ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒

Picture of an orange flower blooming in my garden surrounded by green leaves and next to a concrete patio.

it's getting warm here (boo) but there's a flower blooming in my garden (yay)

thanks 😭😭😭

Yeah for sure, it's good to ask around first

Reposting this since I want to know too!

Alright besties where are you getting your cute keyboards? I want a cute keyboard but am skeptical of random companies I've never heard of for tech pieces.

It wasn't 😫

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"vomit update" is such a grimly-titled e-mail to receive

How many school janitors died or developed long Covid? Cafeteria workers? Paraprofessionals?

The people that do the jobs no one wants to recognize or pay for, but if we lose them, the world stops moving.

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. A PADD is shown up close held by a pair of hands. (Kind of looks like an old palm pilot and if you're not old this will mean nothing to you) The beautiful LCARS user interface is displaying the text, "GO AWAY."

Sulu, under the influence of the Psi 2000 infection, bursts onto the bridge wielding a sword and swoops in to "protect" Uhura in "The Naked Time" (TOS).

"I'll protect you, fair maiden!"

"Sorry, neither!"

#TOS -"The Naked Time"
#StarTrek #DailyTrek

the little pirouette at the end is just perfect lmao

Kirill Kaprizov scores from a knee while falling after his first shot bounced off the boards behind the net and back in front

I think I might have to bring in the glitter puff paint tomorrow, feels like I'm going to need it

sometimes you can't tell the difference between people suggesting transition and people suggesting you switch to linux

(probably because it's often the same people)

Sometimes I think that place has to be some kind of performance art, it's ridiculous

WARTY FROGFISH AQUARIUM BABEYYYY

[izzy voice] no, shut up

umm actually, neutrality means you're choosing the side of the milk hotel

The same Joel Eriksson Ek card as in the previous post but it has now been decorated with lots of stickers of four leaf clovers, bubbles, flowers, bunnies and baby chicks, and sparkles. It's now colorful, sparkly, and adorable!

ahh that's better

*cards, not cads LMAO

Hockey Trading card featuring the Minnesota Wild's Joel Eriksson Ek in his hockey gear during a game. He is in the middle of skating fast. His name is on the left side of the card with the team name underneath it and there is a logo for the Upper Deck company at the top right

thankfully I brought a few cads with me today, going to decorate this Jeek to calm down after all THAT (work stuff, last skeet)

TW/CW: vomit
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Oh god someone threw up all along the west side of the area upstairs all the way to the bathroom last night & it was reported but I guess the custodians didn't see all of because there are still.. solids there HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH SPACE INSIDE YOU TO COVER THAT DISTANCE

It's also something you can't request or put on hold so I can't even put one aside if one does come back, something that we told him multiple times

Also I'm probably going to be the only person in my area here when it happens, the team lead has tomorrow off aaaaaaa

oh cool, basically guaranteed to get yelled at tomorrow at work, guy was shitty and wanted to argue with me about an item that we're very likely to be out of and said he'd come back tomorrow, LOL 😭

the Mammoth seem to kind of fuck them up though so we'll see how that goes

good morning! only 9 hours until the Wild play!

A blue peacock mascot stands and raises its wings and shows its big round green tail.

Kujac, a fun-loving peacock, is the mascot for Meitetsu Lejac mall in Nagoya City.

This is because I spelled it Hannibal Lector and not Hannibal Lecter lol