Good morning 🙂

So… tariffs…

With a weird reverse presidential numberwang calculation I have just added £15 onto my flat rate delivery charge to the USA…

Please accept my apologies, it’s a blunt instrument, but it’s the easiest way for me to cover Trumps nonsensical posturing…

Peace 🙏🏻

The BBQ is back after a long winter… needs a little help from the wood burner to make it a little warmer out here though 🙂

Out with my boy after a crazy few years 😍

The Hunteress returns to London for sessions on April 28th 2025

April 29th is fully booked ❌ Just one opening remains for April 28th... ACT FAST!

Birmingham is pretty gorgeous this afternoon 😍

Taking a day off… bite to eat and beers before we find our hotel… Frank Turner at the O2 later followed by a lazy Wednesday…

Might work Thursday if I really need to 😈😂

Learning leather crafting… stay tuned for a little disruption in the market, just like with canes 😈😈

Canes dispatched to Canada…

Splitting the G in my local and contemplating a very relaxed Friday, seems like the weekend starts here…

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Hah, I get that… for me it’s mainly an excuse to carve a beautiful thing, that’s my happy mental space… my meditation… the name is just about finding the perfect internet search term for my website seo… thank you 🙏🏻

“Seeing how they squeal” 😂😂😈

Making kitchen cabinet internals today and I got distracted…

Carved two knives out of Oak…

Couple of questions for anyone experienced in wax play; firstly, do these knives have a name or are they just ‘knives to pick wax off with’? Secondly, are they usually wooden?

There’s a certain enchantment in the wickedly beautiful - an intoxicating blend of elegance and menace. True power lies in contrast: a cruel smile on perfect lips, a soft touch hiding sharp intentions.

The cherry trees are properly in blossom today… looking beautiful and promising lots of cherry’s to eat on my morning walks this year 😍

Twenty three years ago today 😍

Today… 🍀 🎂

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A couple of margaritas on my son’s birthday eve… 23 tomorrow and grateful for every birthday after the last few years 🙏🏻

Canes and paddles are dispatched… time for a Guinness or two to celebrate the start of the weekend 😈🍻

Definitely… I actually remembered my gloves today 😂

Good morning blue skies…