For $10k, I'll masturbate over your urn or grave when you die. For 20k, I'll fuck a lover on top of it. You must leave the money and detailed instructions in your will. I'm not tracking down your remains. I want the urn or address delivered to me after payment has been made.
01.03.2026 21:13
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Bamboozling begins...
14.02.2026 21:01
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NEW BAMBOO CAME IN THE MAIL stay tuned for bamboozling.
12.02.2026 13:08
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Senator Rosen - Alex Prettiβs murderers were wearing body cameras. That did not stop them from killing him.
11.02.2026 16:13
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No reforms.
11.02.2026 16:43
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Abolition is the only reform acceptable
11.02.2026 15:51
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Abolish ICE. Stop this reform bullshit.
The president of the United States shouldn't have a private army.
11.02.2026 15:52
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"Reforms" aren't enough. Obliterate ICE. Even better, obliterate the entire Department of Homeland Security as soon as Dems retake Congress AND the White House. It was a terrible idea from the beginning, and it has only gotten worse over the years.
11.02.2026 15:51
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Abolish ICE
11.02.2026 15:38
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Can't hang, he's not as fluffy.
12.02.2026 00:18
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The type of thing i get up to.
11.02.2026 15:21
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gothic metal and ONLY gothic metal
11.02.2026 14:53
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My mentor said "are you gonna crucify him?" And I said "not for at least another couple of months!"
10.02.2026 18:01
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Also this.
08.02.2026 17:59
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I'm loving 1/2 basket partials lately.
08.02.2026 17:57
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"This looks like... not a human shape."
08.02.2026 17:55
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Minnesota rebel alliance.
FUCK ICE!
24.01.2026 21:03
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Cold comfort but watching a livestream of ICE agents outside my favorite sandwich shop throw tear gas into the wind and laughing as it blows back in their idiot faces is my favorite thing I've seen today.
24.01.2026 18:37
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Democrats needing to message on affordability as the country endures a brutal authoritarian takeover is tragic. Take it from someone who lives in occupied Minneapolis. Our problems go deeper than prices.
23.01.2026 04:01
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Minneapolis gas station vs Bovino squad.
23.01.2026 03:20
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My group was able to recover a spent canister from a green smoke grenade in Minneapolis. We now confirm with physical evidence that it was a green signaling grenade.
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
21.01.2026 22:07
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Who on earth would politicize people trying to use the bathroom? π
Fr tho fuck ICE. get out of my city.
23.01.2026 12:43
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i love my country of minneapolis π«‘
23.01.2026 03:00
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is this about Greenland or Minneapolis?
14.01.2026 21:41
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it is impossible for mayors or cops to learn positive lessons about protest response because they all have two immovable beliefs:
1. it is evil and childish to hold police officers accountable for violent acts
2. cops must be present at all times during protests
10.01.2026 06:02
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#minneapolis resident here. #reneegood did not run over any #ice agent. Our "president" is lying again, of course. Is it a coincidence we have a gubernatorial election coming up and 47 is desperate to flip us red? I think not. #minnesota needs to stay blue. Don't believe the news!
08.01.2026 01:16
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βWhy are Americans mistrustful of AI?β asks the morning briefing thing Iβm skimming while I βnoβ through literally a dozen questions being asked to me by a robot who stands between me and the person I need to talk to to schedule the x-ray that I really, really need
02.01.2026 14:07
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Fuck it, 7.5
31.12.2025 21:07
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7 bands on a thighbinder is probably a personal best. Happy New Year.
#shibari #kinbaku
#atworknotworking
31.12.2025 16:51
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