I just read the word "cornfed" in my head as one syllable and I can't stop laughing. like "cornf'd"
06.03.2026 15:43
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I just read the word "cornfed" in my head as one syllable and I can't stop laughing. like "cornf'd"
Coffee, straight out of my nose.
His nickname in the G League was "Big Deuce" so my hopes aren't high
@mrsceltics.bsky.social
How to TALK to a RACIST: A Practical Guide The image is of a young black girl delivering an absolutely devastating german suplex to a Klansman.
Look at that form. Misawa would be proud. 🤼♂️
In the off chance that anyone ever wondered what the Spanish in the short opening track to my Living With The Living LP from 2007, titled “Fourth World War,” is, it’s this - segments of Zapatista Subcomandante Marcos’ speech about the Fourth World War.
hoping this is just another example of the immense incompetence of our government bc theres the far more sinister option in which theyre allowing/hoping for their own 9/11 so they can go full dick cheney patriot act
This is an add for hand jobs.
If you'd like to get a sense of the current state of the party that has held literally every statewide office in Texas since 1994:
If they had DEI they’d know it was Targét not Tarzhay
Joey Chestnut/JFK
Joey Chestnut/JFK
I love journalism and think it’s vital to a functioning democracy and also whatever the fuck this is needs to be burnt to the ground
Me, when I’m drunk off my ass and the bartender asks how I’m doing
Doing a journalism
Finger booping Christopher Walken on the nose
These boops were made for Walken
A child inside of a claw machine smiling
The GWB “sir, a second plane” meme
Meanwhile in America...
this is the sound of being alive in 2026 tbqh
Are you aware of Beatallica? You'll HATE it. Or kinda like it...
Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy
I will destroy her
a typewritten note that reads: they're not distractions. there's just lots of horrible shit going on at once. you can walk and chew gum at the same time. you're an adult.
APRIL - 1805 OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
Pride and prejudice filmed with bugs is the only reason another pride and prejudice movie should be made.
MySpace Tom is just off playing golf at a rave in Singapore, unbothered.
Dave & Buster are also Barnes & Noble. David Barnes and Buster Noble are bros who own two companies.
Fuck The Algorithm
< loud coughing >
Oh, not me. I'm not going anywhere. Need to see those nips!
Comer chased down a speeding car. It ran him over.
Soulless, gutless morons. The entire GOP.