Daniel M Ford

GUNNAR FUCK YEAH

Schwarber hit that ball harder than Grond hit the gates of Minas Tirith

I’ve written all of my novels in Libre office. Even when editor told me it had to be done in word.

You know I love a little run and hit baby

I will accept a loss to Japan or the DR or Puerto Rico. Not Great Britain. Not in baseball

Fair

That sounds too Italian for me

That is the local pub’s White Negroni with their house gin and it was fabulous

Mr Wu! Also Storm Shadow.

Our other-side-of-the-wall neighbors had a baby. I'm reminded of my dad, who, despite being pretty misanthropic in general, always said he thought the sound of a baby crying was the sound of life, and therefore beautiful. He was wrong.

Sorry British pals, I love you all

A shirtless cartoon character yelling in front of an American flag

When the USA is playing Great Britain in ANYTHING

A clear cocktail in a glass on a bar with a twist of lemon peel

A plate of baked and fried oysters

A white bearded nerd in a green scally cap smoking a cigar

In which our hero enjoys a bachelor night out

every single employee being jailed is the moderate position

Does Dr. Mindbender count as a supervillain

It's my favorite comic of all time

sorry if I'm repeating stuff you already know I just love the Dreadnoks so much

...also the original 3 Dreadnoks' "real" names are

Tom Winken, Dick Blinken, and Harry Nod

Comic where some scuzzy guys mess with a motorcycle that can use holograms to look like it’s a van with a warrior airbrushed on the side

A fool might ask: is the original Joe run a bunch of good comics?

A wise man would answer:

In one of Roadblock's first appearances he was so angry at subpar food at a fancy bistro in Switzerland he said to tell the chef the pate was a disgrace and "if I threw it far enough north, they'd call it liverwurst."

Sickest burn EVER.

It's weird when I see folks talking like "I've had it! I'll not use the evil evil genAI, I'm going to use the evil genAI!" considering MOST of us have about zero real reason to use it at all and even if the company is only lightly evil, it still burns up a bunch of resources. Just stop using it.

Photo of GI Joe action figures. Oops all Zartans. Left to right: Hasbro 1984, Hasbro Ninja Force 1993, Funskool 2001, Hasbro Comic Pack 2005, Hasbro Transformers Crossover 2024, Super7 Cold Slither 2025

Zartan through the ages (yes, I’m aware that I am missing a few and that some thigh pads are mismatched. Thanks in advance.)

Swashbuckler Rogue

Me and L started some multiplayer BG3 this afternoon and she came up with the best halfling rogue name of all time: Grits Brinner

Basket hilted broadsword

I mean, being a dipshit is easy when you 1) don't acknowledge *anything* about what is extremely well known about how LLMs work and 2) also don't acknowledge anything from the fields of neuroscience, computational neuroscience, cognitive linguistics, psychology, etc. etc. Zero knowledge = "freedom"

Challenges for dipshits who think their toaster is sentient; prove it instead of trying this fallacious bullshit

On that list I’d be very interested in Solasta 2.

She’s usually very sweet and happy