Jack 🏳️‍🌈

A boy in the spa at sunset

Sunset spa was extremely swish

Try my size fives, Humpty!

Name idea for a Britain-based Argentine-Indian fusion restaurant:

The Argy Bhaji

No because Sobble was at least original

Pomeranian's are an ugly breed of dog and I did not need a Pokémon based on one 🤷🏼‍♂️

Barry's class is so small they're making everyone start on treadmill so you know

I'm not saying they're NOT giving off Poundland Rowlet, B&M Fennekin, and Home Bargains Sobble, but complaining about Pokémon is a fools game which will ultimately rob you of joy so what's the point?

Leaning towards Gecqua on first look ngl

Happy 30th Birthday to Pokémon! I have been playing since 1998, I've been halfway around the world with this franchise, I've met the creator of it, and my enthusiasm remains undimmed!

Can't wait to find out what the future holds!

#Pokémon30

Guess what me and all my colleagues have spent all afternoon chuckling about 😅

So Substack is just Blogspot now or...?

Drag name idea No. 5794:

Nova Ping

I LOVED A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms. Beautiful TV, beautifully made with reverence to the source material but also lifted it off the page and filled those words with so much heart

Donna Noble saying "I'm half a mile away. I'm half a mile away!"

Me, believing Google when it tells me the quickest way to get to Dean Street from work is to get off the tube at Oxford Circus:

Voltorb says 🤬

(my editor forced me to use Otter AI to transcribe and the amount of time I'm having to spend correcting it is driving me mad)

Whenever a journalist tells me they think it's faster to use AI to transcribe their interviews, my takeaway is that they are simply not very good at transcribing

I used this bus station every day when I was in college and it never fails to disgust me even now

Putting on a bowtie to celebrate with the roundest boy of all time

Honestly laughable that Gmail is telling me how I should write when I'm a professional writer and Gmail is naught but an ugly inbox bitch

I know!!! Heartbreaking, especially after the end of last episode! So well done!

Damn A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms simply not putting one foot wrong here, I feel so emotional after watching episode five

Degeneracy, in my mentions? It's more likely than you think 😩

I wish I could but so many twink lips have pubes on them now too 🤢

I hate moustaches so much. I hate beards too but at least a beard can make a man look rugged.

Moustaches are the devil's work; why did a oak processionary moth larvae die on your lip like that and why is it covered in food?

Why are you posting this on here rather than commenting this on his post? Give him both barrels, sis x

Yeah, if you're out of the loop that's on you

Not big enough

And Marry You by Bruno Mars is to weddings what My Way by Frank Sinatra is to funerals, sorry, I don't make the rules

If you think about it, Titanium by Sia is kinda the Mr Brightside for the girls and gays 🤔