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Mellie Lynn (Bean)

@criticalsass

Slider of peripheries. Silly Bean. Lover of all things food, history, hands-on, music, and nature. ✌️Boomshanka!✌️ 🌸✨️🦋Texan in Indiana.🦋✨️🌸

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I worked there 20ish years ago, and I'm completely unsurprised by this. It seems nothing has changed. Such an exhausting company to work for!

09.11.2025 09:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And we thank you for it wholeheartedly <3

04.11.2025 16:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just Reece being his typical, sassy self, lol!

17.09.2025 13:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

After the first ep of #Taskmaster series 20, I have one question: What exactly haven't you put to the test, Mr Davies? WHAT HAVEN'T YOU PUT TO THE TEST??? [3:23]

In all seriousness, the episode has everything: from Nosferatu penguin to accidental violence during the final task. A definite must see!

13.09.2025 14:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It says something when you see a photo of the man and the first thing that pops in your head is Salt-N-Pepa's 1993 love ballad(lol) "Whatta Man". Lord Davies can wear a suit!

11.09.2025 02:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wonderful photo! You look so lovely and happy!

05.09.2025 13:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh! I'm sure it will! The hospice workers here in the US who cared for my grandfather were an amazing gift to my family at such a difficult time. I'm keeping my fingers and toes crossed that the auction goes incredibly well for LOROS

22.05.2025 12:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amazing

22.05.2025 01:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Absolutely ADORE Fatiha! ❤️

20.05.2025 00:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it illogical for me to be slightly to intensely anxious about flying to Texas for my grandfather's funeral given the current state of the FAA? 🤔

19.05.2025 23:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Prepares self for a wild orgy of questions ranging from the political opinions of the gap between Alex's teeth, whether Joe's head does indeed smell akin to that of a newborn babe's to the precise shade of Lord Davies's ceilings.*

19.05.2025 23:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(Apologies for being crude, but things like this make me seethe.)

19.05.2025 22:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The same people didn't follow along in any sort of sex ed class and fully believe that a woman's anatomy is adversely altered by the number of men they've slept with. They also believe we keep the DNA of previous partners stored? Do we have some sort of hidden spunk pouch? Bunch of twats.

19.05.2025 22:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Books and various comedy series and specials have been my escape as any type of social media is an even heavier reminder that I live in a shitshow of a country.

19.05.2025 22:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I haven't posted or shared anything in months due to life being less than great. Four family/friend deaths in just as many months, two of which were my grandfather - the man who took on the role of dad for reasons too long to go into here - and his brother...

19.05.2025 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My life for as long as I can recall.

19.05.2025 14:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just a bunch of shitheads.

19.05.2025 06:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not a movie, but Genesis' Land of Confusion music video gave me nightmares for years as a child. Those damn Spitting Image puppets were fuel for bad dreams.

04.05.2025 06:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've never wanted to say "No sh*t" so much in my life.

28.04.2025 07:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just adore that face! Cadaverous... pft!

21.04.2025 22:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Military freezes sexual assault prevention training after Trump executive order on DEI

The military has a gigantic sexual assault problem. This is common knowledge at this point. When Adm. Fagan was relieved as Commandant of the USCG, one of the supposed reasons was that she didn't respond to Operation Fouled Anchor correctly.
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10.02.2025 03:44 👍 176 🔁 60 💬 7 📌 2
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09.02.2025 17:02 👍 18 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 0
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The Logic of Destruction And how to resist it

Add this to your weekend reading pile

snyder.substack.com/p/the-logic-...

08.02.2025 19:09 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been asking that. MAGATs just shrug.

08.02.2025 22:44 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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MIKE LUCKOVICH APPRECIATION POST

@mluckovich.bsky.social is one of the greatest political cartoonists of all time. Thank you for 3 decades of scathing satire, remarkable insight and helping us all laugh to avoid weeping openly. 🙏

Your longtime fan, Mar🐫

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