Need someone to make me a Lemsip and stroke my hair until I get better ๐ท๐คง
Need someone to make me a Lemsip and stroke my hair until I get better ๐ท๐คง
Sunday โ๐ป
Honestly fair fucks to Vittorio Angelone for calling out Penny Mordaunt on Last Leg
It would have been insufferable
๐ซ
Oh wow, love it!
50 teenagers were at the party and the Police did come and break it up.
Just had the Mum come round and apologise
It's so rare now that I get anything from Amazon, usually find all of it in Tod Market anyway and cheaper
When the front door opens, you can hear the music. There must be 30 of them
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I'm old enough to be their father. Absolutely fucking not.
Load of teenagers are having a house party about 12 houses down and they keep spilling out into the street and they're so fucking loud.
But one of them is super drunk and keeps crying. It's pretty funny
We've just hit 215,000 members.
More than 2,000 people a day have joined us since our historic win in the Gorton and Denton by-election. Come and be a part of the movement which is making hope normal again. Join us ๐
Don't threaten us with a good time
OH MY GOD #TheApprentice
I've been given so many snacks in this new job and I'm only on day 4. Snickers bar, crunchy bar and a small Reese's chocolate egg.
These fuckers are trying to make me get fat ๐คฃ๐ญ
Two carriage trains should be banned.
They should all be at least four or at a minimum by LAW, three.
Yes. This is an Anti-Northern Rail post
Just watched a clip of Bill Clinton at his deposition hearing and oh my god he looks SO FUCKING OLD
The choice is stark. Reform are the party of foreign wars and high bills.
The Greens want de-escalation and energy security through renewables. Solar and wind prices don't fluctuate when rogue US presidents launch illegal bombing campaigns.
First day was really good! Enjoyed it, learnt a fair bit, impressed with the professionalism compared to my old work.
Can definitely see myself fitting in well
It took just one phone call from Donald Trump for Starmer to jump into yet another Middle East illegal war, failing to learn the lessons of the tragedies of Iraq, Libya and Syria.
Oh great. More western Imperialism in the Middle East in the behest of the United States and Israeli war machines
Hahaha, that definitely doesn't work for me
๐๐ excellent advice
Thanks! โบ๏ธ
Thank youuu
Thanks โบ๏ธ
Thank you!
Thanks โบ๏ธ
First day at my new job tomorrow ๐ฌ