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Franklin Harris

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Edits, writes editorials at The Decatur (Ala.) Daily. Purveyor of fine Generation X ephemera. Opinions not my employer's. Auburn U '93. A Quinn Martin Production. In Color. https://linktr.ee/franklinharris

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A 4K restoration of Amando de Ossorio's 3rd Blind Dead film "Ghost Galleon" is coming out. It's an old favorite I happened to watch last night on an English-friendly Spanish import Blu-ray. I'm tempted to upgrade, but I don't think the toy boat would be served well by 4K.

01.03.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it was Steve who told me Mark Hamill had died because he misunderstood the news about Mark's car crash.

28.01.2026 05:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Congressional Republicans whenever called upon to defend their branch's Article I powers:

20.01.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think we were 2% when I was in school.

17.01.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of pinky and the brain saying well i think so brain but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summer time ALT: a cartoon of pinky and the brain saying well i think so brain but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summer time
07.01.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You're concerned about sound and starfighters dogfighting in the vacuum of space. I'm concerned about giant herbivores based on Earth megafauna consuming enough calories to survive on a desert planet with no grasslands on which to graze. We are not the same.

07.01.2026 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watched 2 DC Showcase Animated Shorts: Kamadi & Blue Beetle. Kamadi is played straight. Blue Beetle (which co-stars Question, Capt. Atom, & Nightshade) is played for laughs. Kamandi gives Kirby a "created by" credit. Blue Beetle doesn't credit Steve Ditko. The disrespect is appalling.

01.01.2026 05:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I passed. My glass collection is too big, and now I'm looking for corporate ashtrays. I ended up just getting a fan club button I'd never seen before.

29.12.2025 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, announcements soon?

28.12.2025 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the little things in life.

28.12.2025 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@dinosaurdracula.bsky.social Speak of the devil. Look what I just stumbled across while junkin'.

28.12.2025 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well, I've seen the trailer for Andy Serkis' adaptation of George Orwell's "Animal Farm," and I imagine the pitch meeting went something like this.

14.12.2025 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All the crap on the internet, yet I can't find that series of Nike commercials that counted down the top five football players of all time and always ended with Al Del Greco at No. 1 except for the time he was No. 2 and the announcer broke down crying and couldn't finish.

17.11.2025 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trivia: If you've ever seen the pilot movie of "The Six Million Dollar Man," you know the hands holding Steve Austin's bionic eye in the opening credits belong to a scientist played by Olan Soule, better known as the voice of Batman for most of "Superfriends."

17.11.2025 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's also wrong that Trump is remotely authentic.

17.11.2025 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Things that scream 1970s: "Special guest star Sandy Duncan."

Yeah, I'm watching the "Return of Bigfoot" crossover of The Six Million Dollar Man and The Bionic Woman.

17.11.2025 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MST3K presents: Separated at Birth?

16.11.2025 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The the bio of our last good president, "A Man of Iron: The Turbulent Life and Improbable Presidency of Grover Cleveland," is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. You're welcome.

04.11.2025 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you checked with Tucker Carlson?

27.10.2025 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Leonard Nimoy presents more of tonight's Halloween viewing....

27.10.2025 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My last free night before Halloween, so I'm getting in the old favorites. (I've already rewatched The Great Pumpkin twice.)

27.10.2025 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL

26.10.2025 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Looks familiar.

20.10.2025 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bbc news screenshot 'police focus on ladder placed against side of the Louvre'

Bbc news screenshot 'police focus on ladder placed against side of the Louvre'

> GO UP LADDER

I do not understand 'go up'

> USE LADDER

Use ladder with what?

> CLIMB LADDER

You climb the ladder

> LOOK

You are in a museum gallery. It is dark, but a display case glints in the dim light.

> EXAMINE DISPLAY CASE

It's full of jewels!

> PICK UP JEWELS

You take the jewels.

20.10.2025 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1128 ๐Ÿ” 177 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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We used to be a proper country.

12.10.2025 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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PICTURED: Artificial Intelligence trying to create art.

09.10.2025 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Conan fought that thing once.

01.10.2025 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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*sigh*
Somehow Palpatine returned.

01.10.2025 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Terry Gilliam doing the titles for the Vincent Price vehicle "Cry of the Banshee" is the team-up we didn't know we needed.

15.09.2025 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
OK, so this screed isn't actually "a few words."

OK, so this screed isn't actually "a few words."

The guy who thinks masked government thugs should snatch peaceful people off the street to be tortured in a foreign gulag would like to say a few words about warped, violent ideologies.

11.09.2025 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0