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I noticed that I very often get annoyed by an online communication style of others

I’m in my “making my 20s dreams come true” era

Is it even possible to relax deeply (for real) without a hot bathtub? I doubt it

How can I be sure that carpet cleaning videos are real and not AI-generated? I need to know….

I want to become a master of sandwiches

If something happens I’ll die first, because I NEVER notice national alarm.

And it feels like something to look forward to for an entire week!

Not many things change when you become an adult - the best way to spend time with your bestie is still playing video games, eating crisps and being in pyjamas

Bought a skirt for my bed because it’s a girly apartment

Someone should come up with the system that allows to have a hot tea tap near the bed. Earl grey hot tea tap, to be precise…

My mind entered free flow state. Time to sleep

When you’re rude in real life, people are disappointed in you. But when you’re breaching social norms in text, there are no consequences. I think we should do public punishment for this type of a behaviour. Like a post on LinkedIn with screenshots and photo. In this case people would think twice

A lot of people are lonely, but not many people are looking for friends. For love - yes, it’s a magic pill that should fix all the problems, but not for friendship. I think that’s why we don’t know many apps where you could find friends. But I think we might be going to this direction…

Dating app where you can’t chat, calls only

Would connections be stronger if we wouldn’t need to strengthen them only by meeting, but also my talking by the phone? Some connections might be less delusional

Might sound like a boomer but I think we should bring back calling each other and use phones for their initial purpose

It’s cool to message back in forth but we all were much happier when social media wasn’t a thing and we tried to fit a dramatic story in 60 sms symbols because you only have money for 1 message on your phone

Banana bread and espresso butter in a match made in heaven

Home smells like banana bread and I’m excited

It’s hard to fall asleep when your hands get gold. I’m already sleeping in a sweatshirt, come on

And many reasons to be pleasantly surprised 😌

Well, if you look at it from this perspective - I agree. But if you don’t have hopes it means you don’t have anything looking forward to, no? And I think the lack of trying to add something to your life is the reason, not the age. There’s always something you can be excited about, small stuff too

Watching sports with friends is very fun. I need to find a company to watch football world cup in the summer…

This is so depressing, I don’t like this idea 😀 less time should mean being more excited about everything because you have to enjoy while you can…

I want to sleep 5 more minutes but I want it to feel like 5 more hours

Because old people don’t get excited anymore?

The older you get the more things you’re afraid of. And sometimes you reach the point where you’re afraid to get too excited about something

Today I leaned that, apparently, everyone knows that you can’t sit on a white sofa in jeans. This thought never occurred in my mind…

Yes!

Now I want to rot in bed for 3 weeks.