8 year olds, dude
06.03.2026 17:33
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8 year olds, dude
frolicking? in this economy?
"Our goal is not regime change, we just want a change, in the regime."
I'm so glad we have this site for liberals to yell at other liberals for not being liberal enough, meanwhile the other side is burning the world down
andoooouilleeee
the only acceptable person to have that look would be a singer in a 90s nu-metal band. On anyone else it's 180% douchebag.
So, I guess we've solved the hypothetical, "what if the absolute worst people were in charge of everything" can we reset now pls
Hate it when someone chops my arm off as I reach the top of the siege ladder. Ok I guess I’ll just tumble screaming into the throng of attackers below ?
If you're a vegan it is okay to eat a comet but not so much an asteroid because they're a little meteor
"Alright, it's finally time for some Gumby time!"
I feel like there's an awful lot of ACTUAL quotes from Orwell much more suited to describing you
Revelations 13:3
And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
also, OMG!!
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive A MARK IN THEIR RIGHT HAND, or in their foreheads:
"Markwanye Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel" 11/7/23 headline
Roses are red,
Soap is anti-bacterial,
The Mark of the Beast
she did it again
She's not really my typo
Sonic 2
I'm wearing my best 'silhouette of a wolf howling at the moon' t-shirt, please respond
bsky is melting
oh GREAT now i have to completely rewrite my script "Fuck Plane"
bsky.app/profile/slar...
Meanwhile, in Doral, Florida:
A mystery unravelling...
Wu Tang is the CD that I travel with 🎶
I'll be in my office
a four panel comic drawn in pencil panel 1: a smug man stands over a bloody dead guy with a knife, saying “oh boy. looks like i touched a nerve!” panel 2: the smug man sits in the back of a cop car while an annoyed cop drives. the smug man says “guess there’s no room for me in your lil echo chamber!” panel 3: the smug man sits in front of a judge and says “just keep letting me live rent-free in your head!” panel 4: the smug man is being electrified in the electric chair and is saying “wow! triggered much?”
lunch cartoon by burt
