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(and stephen miller)

and for the love of god. impeach kristi noem.

LET THE STATE INVESTIGATE.

just learned that a blue sky tw##t is called a skeet… can we collectively change that to bleet please. bleet is quirky and fun. skeet is gen alpha skibidi toilet.

on no!! i got in a car crash! i’m severely injured and need immediate medical attention!! dr. mohan, dr. king, and dr. santos from the pitt i’m going to need all three of you to save me!! <3

QUESTION: pizza or birds?

please comment below this is for a highly secretive ultra important research project funded by nasa i will not be taking questions at the moment thank you.

one day 🤭

touché

watching dimension 20 and critical role has only diminished my desire to try dnd because no game will ever be as good as what they can produce. matthew mercer and brennan lee mulligan are peak.

posting here again because i convinced someone (one who shall not be named online) to download blue sky and i told them that if they did i would start posting again. they just said the sky is getting blue… is that a metaphor???

so true king

not listening to the government news updates anymore. only boygenius and the pyramids in egypt from now on thanks

and like school buses too that shits wild. no seatbelts???

also can we please talk about how other countries get birds named “kiwi” “toucan” “magnificent frigatebird” but we get shit like “red winged black bird” and “woodcock”

so you’re telling me that Kiwis (the bird) are completely unaware that their entire country (the people) has named itself after them bro?? life is so cruel.

just learned that iodine was put in our salt in the 20s to solve the “goiter belt” issue in the midwest???? was this like a well known fact???? you can buy iodized / non iodized salt???

ok i have one quarter

severance season 1 episode 9

if i had a quarter for every time i’ve recorded an owl on ebird id be fucking bankrupt

ins for the year: birds!

outs: unnecessary key changes please stop doing it. the only song that was ever allowed to do that and get away with it was easy by the commodores

made russian dumplings from scratch tonight and at one point i swear i became a babushka in 1847 providing for her family in the dead of a nasty russian blizzard

you’re getting the right amount into this

organism of the day because my partner is mad that i haven’t posted an organism of the day:

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the dodo bird went extinct in the late 1600s, they were flightless, only laid one egg at a time, and had no predators (until humans). man we suck

today a chickadee landed on my new bird feeder. all is not lost.

organism of the day:

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jellyfish are 95% water, not actually fish, and have been around longer than dinosaurs (like 500 million years)

first tweet! wait shit