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the site i worked for for over 2 years deleted their story archives without letting writers know, why is everyone with any sort of power in this industry a buffoon

i love that people are getting stupider every day

Just because my bsky name is jiggly tits johnson doesn’t mean i’m spam. you can have jiggly tits and make legitimate contributions to the discourse too

mental health break? you bet it did

What’s up everybody, what’s the move, are we doing Jan 6 or what

Perfect gray pit-mix wearing dark sunglasses and looking back over her shoulder like the cool bitch she is

Perfect gray and tan pit mix with the tip of her oversized tongue sticking out of her mouth

It just hit me that I have not shared Remy with bluesky yet. Anyways, here is the demonic spirit I call my dog. Her tongue is too big for her mouth.

pennies aren't really relevant to the modern economy so if we're going to keep making them they need some other practical purpose. so i propose we make it legal for pedestrians to huck them at cars committing traffic violations

you don't wanna know my beliefs, i think the moon controls your blood like the ocean and makes you act in ways

white woman spitting out coffee dot gif

I need mutual aid but for people being nice to me and compliments

This is the tech version of people who said that trump made them miss bush. Like, no! He’s still bad too!

barbie and ken where ken is nestled tenderly in her bosom. they are holding hands

seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly

A few weeks ago, I was at a work event where the mayor gave a speech, and with his WHOLE CHEST he made up an anecdote about how there is a “tribe in Africa” where they don’t ask each other, “how are you?” but instead they ask, “how are the children?”

So yeah, I believe this.

It’s all shitposts here, every single one. I’m home again.