“average monkey asks 3 questions a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average monkey asks 0 questions per year. Curious georg, who lives in cave & asks over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Ugh, I meant "nerds ropes."
Please enjoy this photograph, I love how this came out. A glimpse at Southwest 737-800s undergoing refurbishment at Everett Paine Field. Such an unexpected find!
As usual, a higher resolution version is on my Glass profile: glass.photo/108c/1WL4aud... #filmphotography #believeinfilm #xpan
A two-car light rail train along a center-running right of way, trolley wires overhead. Behind, a large sculpture of a red bow & arrow enter the ground, and the Bay Bridge stands in the distance. The sky is misty-foggy white.
A MUNI N Judah train to Ocean Beach with Cupid's Span and the Bay Bridge for Valentine's Day.
Rare update:
Dogs are healthy and happy
No longer unemployed
Car still has room to improve but I have a list I'm checking off
Soon I will need to buy a motorcycle
Partners are doing well
Congratulations! If I was anywhere close to driving distance I'd attend but I hope it goes well!
Tends ropes are definitely preferable, but I do occasionally get nerds clusters. Diagnosed ADHD and cptsd.
I sent the fiancée, not sure if that's helpful in this case. :p
I can’t stress this enough. The state of 4th Amendment law is that the cops can’t force you to type in a passcode but they can force you to swipe your finger or present your face. Never stop using passcodes/passwords to unlock your devices. And consider additional code to unlock Signal.
The FBI was able to access Washington Post reporter Hannah Natanson's Signal messages because she used Signal on her work laptop. The laptop accepted Touch ID for authentication, meaning the agents were allowed to require her to unlock it. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Also D) if someone has message previews on, the OS can read those, and then that data can theoretically be requested from google/apple.
The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down
I understand where it comes from, and I agree with the premise, but replacing all instances of "Microsoft" with "microslop" in your daily parlance is cringe. Once or twice is funny, after that the joke is dead.
i like when he yells :3
From the accident report: "Insured vehicle was struck hard on the driver's side with a 1,000 pound slab of inextinguishable fire."
Putting the WARHOUND muzzle on a girl and whispering OFF THE LEASH in her ear so she can play BEATSABER
Yes, I believe you know every line to the Weird Al songs. I didn't come to the show to test your memory, I came to hear *him* perform it. Shut the FUCK UP.
Hey dummy do you have an A/C? Have you cleaned the coils? You're wasting money and your thing don't work otherwise. Go spray this on it wait a bit and wash it and all that shit will slide off.
https://www.amazon.com/Rectorseal-83780-20-Ounce-Aerosol-Clean-N-Safe/dp/B000Y4FMB4
Biblically Accurate Post Spear of Longinus Pre Third Impact N64 Controller™®©
the bunlith 'i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and im NOT KIDDING' meme in sticker form
made a new sticker lol
you can get it here: yeag.gay
It's my duty as a friend of yours to remind you how much fun the ordeal was last time, but like someone who recently had a kid, I know there's an amnesia that washes these sins away and makes it sound appealing. 💚
Starbucks ad that reads "GO ON, TREAT YOURSELF" but they have left too little space between the first two words imo
Goon, treat yourself
That and tax breaks promised to corporations by cities on the basis that those employees will stimulate the local economy.
young man 🎶
see that leaf on the ground?
I said
young man
turn yourself right around
I SAID
YOUNG MAN
YOU'VE GOT TO EAT. THAT. LEAF. OFF THE GROUND. 🎺🎺🎺🎺
@nori.gay important warning from the USCPSC.
Improvised Uterine Device
this but it's a womb tattoo:
