THE TIME IS NOW, SHENANIGANS AWAIT!!!!
THE TIME IS NOW, SHENANIGANS AWAIT!!!!
What a fantastic gloomy rainy day π€
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
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The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)
Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money
www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...
This just in:
At the request of our dearest beloved payment processor overlords, 1996 Charlie Sheen movie The Arrival has been deemed a piece of depraved, problematic pornography and therefore banned forever. Below is and example of its HORRIFICLY lewd content, viewer's discretion advised
so called mindless drones when someone mentions their special interest
Tenno, you know what day it is.
IT BE WAMFRAM WEDNESDAY WITH THE KREW!!!
I GOT SOME NEW TOYS, A LOBSTER TAIL IN THIS ECONOMY?! AND WE KICK IT OFF AT 6pm EST!!!
twitch.tv/threefootpony
Military investigators are reportedly saying the US hit the school and that "outdated data" might be to blame. Even if that's true, "error" feels like an overly generous term for people who ordered missile strikes without even knowing what they were hitting.
Ah, I see they've latched on to this when their last attempt to stop "the Epstein class" becoming a thing failed miserably.
I give it a few weeks until they classify the use of the phrase as a hate crime (the only hate crime) bsky.app/profile/mich...
I see we're approaching the GOP end game for trans rights.
Nobody can resist the cool refreshing taste of Beesechussy Squart.
Leaning confidently against the bar and giving the bartender a cocky wink as I order a pint of Beeschussy Squart.
I'm so fucking tired y'all. 2 fucking hours of art history would show you None Of This is new, its just the whims of a bunch of christofascists trying to cement their iron grip on your rights, freedoms and ability to be a normal fucking person with normal fucking feelings.
None of this is natural.
AND YES PEOPLE HAVE KINKS YOU WONT LIKE OR AGREE WITH.
The babyfur or snuff artist isn't hurting you, leave em the fuck alone. And don't you try to censor them or those same fucking laws will come for your "normie" shit too.
THIS ISNT HARD.
PROTECTING PERVERTS PROTECTS YOU.
We have to kill this sense of shame in society for having perfectly normal feelings, interests and kinks.
This shit is as old as humanity itself and we have always been this way. Kill the little puritan in your heart and brain, its okay to have kinks! WE'VE DONE THIS FOR CENTURIES.
"An adult human with psychologically-congruent female-sexed phenotypes, next question."
"Would you call me a woman?"
"Negative, Madam Representative; I'm not entirely convinced you're an adult."
Meme of people at party, doggirl in corner saying βthey don't thinkI'm a puppyβ Everyone else saying; βanyone with a brain can tell your not a human at all, just a doggieβ βarf arf? awwe the doggie is making noise againβ βI'm sorry what was that? all I heard was bark barkβ βawwe where is their owner at?β
how it feels to be hound
Patreon reward I did π
Caked up dr Manhattan saying βlol noβ to a centrist debate pervert saying βDEBATE ME IN THE MARKETPLACE OF IDEAS"
i am not going to debate with you about the trolley problem. i am going to detach quote, block you, & go on with my day.
Trolley problem is the exact issue with liberal democracy: force an artificial restraint on choice, argue that itβs not arbitrary and no solution outside of the boundary is possible
I propose we call all anti-people (anti-queer, anti-science etc.) governments 'parasites' until they show that they care for humanity.
Definition stays until morality improves.
Bit of a rushed post, but Tuzz & I are hurting so Iβm taking on a few sketch commissions. Thigh up! $30
I can toss some flat colour & very minimal shading/gradients for an extra $15
Iβm heading into work right now but either reply to this post, dm me or @tuzzleton.bsky.social
Alternative idea: taking all their money and stuff, then sending them to live on a windswept island off the West coast of Scotland.
*After* beating 10% of them to death as a warning to the others.
Randomly selecting one elite out of every ten and beating the shit out of them like it's decimation until the country's communal mental health improves.
seems like they reversed the furry part?
DONT FALL FOR IT.
they realized how much they would lose burning off all the furry money and panicked. they will absolutely burn you again the first chance they get.
Trying to find that Tumblr post where an anti got sent to therapy by their parents and got straight-up told by their therapist "you are nursing an unhealthy obsession with the private lives of other people" and then instead of learning something, they demanded to be assigned to another therapist
I do think the average British person should be punished for transphobia I am indifferent to the cries of innocence
Honestly, yeah.
Straying outside of the cultural norm is Simply Not Done and a terrible, unspeakable crime in the UK. You're expected to assimilate immediately and not cause a fuss - because being outside of The Ordinary is simply unthinkable.
I fucking hate the English Stiff Upper Lip thing.
My brain does far worse things. This is just the stuff I let y'all see.
This is why I need communion wafers.
Yes
But that's not as exciting
I asked @datbadger.bsky.social to use her industrial press to help me get saved faster
In this economy it's all about efficiency
Souls saved per minute, etc. Salvation on an industrial scale.