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Jason Berk

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he/him // guitar w/ louise goffin, evie sands, isobel campbell // sometimes bass w/ cat power // chairman of the board @labreakfastclub ig: @jasonberkmusic

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Cross stitching! It’s easy and cheap!

23.02.2025 08:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The ways in which that show was eerily close to my experience working at an Apple Store (besides the actual severing process) was…off-putting, to put it mildly.

13.01.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…hypothetically, of course.

02.12.2024 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this also doesn’t stop shoplifting because this isn’t where you pay for the items. you can have an employee unlock this and then do a lap and then just walk out of the store without paying.

02.12.2024 03:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm sure there's a larger point about how companies need to incentivize their user base, because the current food delivery app model of "$14 meal costing $28 after fees" is a far cry from most pizza places' "30 minutes or less" policy. even dominoes just did their "free emergency pizza" thing

18.11.2024 19:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

pretty sure i did this two or three times in all; still chasing that high, but capitalism is such that we will never see the likes of that again. they also once gave out full pints of lactaid chocolate ice cream & all the fixings you'd need to make milkshakes. for free!

18.11.2024 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

in 2016 postmates had a promo where you could get 1 free starbucks holiday drink, just pay for delivery (at the time like $3). couldn't add multiple drinks to the order, but there was a loophole where you could increase the quantity of the "one" drink in your cart. i got six peppermint mochas for $3

18.11.2024 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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LABC Presents: The Simpsons: From Sketch to Screen with David Silverman | L.A. Breakfast Club Enjoy a catered breakfast, silly songs, club traditions, and special presentation each week at the historic Los Angeles Breakfast Club.

I may be biased because I’m the chairman of the LABC board, but I recommend literally everyone come to this event on Wednesday so you can get your Simpsons fix but also enjoy some bacon and eggs and parfait during the presentation www.labreakfastclub.com/event-detail...

17.11.2024 06:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t operate on this boy β€” I *am* Pagliacci!

16.11.2024 09:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

World-traveling Beastie Boys be like

listen all y’all, it’s the Mahal (Taj)

20.10.2023 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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LA folks! Playing a set Friday night as part of a great night of music. It’s the opening night of the long-running International Pop Overthrow Festival and I hope you all can make it!

01.08.2023 19:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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love spending my time at rolling stone dot com

11.07.2023 06:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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it came to me in a dream

08.07.2023 19:57 πŸ‘ 1027 πŸ” 232 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 14
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i have extremely limited reach on this platform but if you’re in los angeles and are a fan of harry nilsson, boy do i ever have good news for you!

06.07.2023 16:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.07.2023 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

leaving a 1-star yelp review because i can’t use apple pay on this vibrating motel bed

04.07.2023 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We need a John Wick style movie where the dog avenges the death of his owner called Air Blood

05.05.2023 01:47 πŸ‘ 1385 πŸ” 257 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 12

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

03.07.2023 16:13 πŸ‘ 3595 πŸ” 873 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 70
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GRIMACE NO

02.07.2023 08:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.07.2023 01:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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finally, a platform where i can be my absolute most niche self

26.06.2023 23:16 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0