Jaime

The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector [Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...

Tis the happiest season of all defector.com/the-2025-hat...

to the tune of Diarrhea Planet's Ghost With A Boner: SHREW WITH AN ONION! SHREW WITH AN O-O-O-O-NION!

Brother Herbert's Big Onion

this is just brutal and I'm old enough to know it's true

charlie kirk lived and died in the america that charlie kirk wanted to exist

Btw; just to break toxic fanboys brains: here is Gene Roddenberry literally saying he wished he had gay sex and wishing that he was nonbinary.

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

a cartoon penguin says goodbye with a sad look on its face ALT: a cartoon penguin says goodbye with a sad look on its face

Thank you and goodnight, everyone!! Thanks again for playing #Masquerade Bingo with us! See you in 2026!! #dragoncon #dragonconmasquerade

Yessssss, Wing Mommy for the win

#masquerade
#dragonconmasquerade

I would be so pissed if I entered masquerade and lost to a fucking inflatable costume 🙃

#masquerade
#dragonconmasquerade

They're maybe masquerade winners, but remember we're all losers for watching.

#dragonconmasquerade #masquerade

Tony, nobody gives a fuck about your BMS. Keep them to yourself!!

#masquerade
#dragonconmasquerade

We need them back so badly

a cartoon of marvin the martian and a duck with the words `` isn t that lovely ? '' ALT: a cartoon of marvin the martian and a duck with the words `` isn t that lovely ? ''

It's duck time

#masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

Once upon a time, masquerade was about costumes *and* presentation, not just throwing something on & lip synching one's favorite song.

#dragonconmasquerade

Guys, we're almost free. There's only one contestant left!!!

#masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

Now all I can see is Jonathan Bailey yelling "She doesn't even go here!" when elpheba shows up in wicked part 2

Wait, we're doing musical inception?

NGL I kinda love it 🤷

#masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

God that audio mixing was TRASH

"What happens when two theater kids discover..." Suffering. That's what happens for us. #dragonconmasquerade #masquerade

This just reminds me what a fucking good musical Hadestown is

#masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

Didn't we see a similar skit last year from Dragon Prince? I remember it being bad

#masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

I would say something snarky about this Wonder Woman but I'm pretty sure she could break me in half so I'm not gonna

#masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

Finally!

I think this is more music from epic the musical

Okay, True Olds Confession time. "Bedtime Mode" just kicked on for my phone. #dragonconmasquerade

Something involving horsey sauce needs to be added in there

lol, Epic the musical is this one or two man production of musicals based on Greek mythology that is exclusively on YouTube. My 13-year-old loves it 🫠

At this point Marvin the Martian in the masquerade is kind of cheating, really. He's more con famous than the actual contest

#masquerade #dragonconmasquerade

LMAO if you change the names to Coney and Freddie I feel like we could get away with it