Caroline Goldsmith

Not law. Nature questions though

We came second. But it was totally political.

This place is owned by a disarmingly hot serial killer who eventually gets taken down by Gillian Anderson.

To be honest I won’t even be surprised when it’s revealed that Trump is the Russian leak. He’s probably on the phone right now to someone inadvertently spilling secrets as part of his latest practiced bragging monologue.

Excited for the hot takes from the guys who said we should just do what Trump wants to tell us exactly why he doesn’t want any questions over Russia actively helping the people he says he’s at war with…

Iran Crisis: They Wanted Sovereignty. Just Not Like This If anyone has ruined the special relationship, it's not Starmer- it's Trump

No legal basis. No clear objective. No exit. And much of Britain’s political class spent the week calling Starmer a coward for noticing.

Latest substack from me.

open.substack.com/pub/goodalla...

it's always nice to be reminded of how incredible a public speaker Barack Obama is. here's part of his eulogy of Jesse Jackson

Today’s stupid walk for stupid mental health. It’s finally dry enough to cross the stupid top field and scoot down past the stupid castle. It looked stupidly okay.

I LOVE this! And the Dalai Lama quote!

Can you bring Simon Marks on earlier @mrjamesob.bsky.social? I honestly feel like I might lose my mind unless I hear his clear-eyed reporting of this stuff.

It would also be something that - you know, in any sane or vaguely normal world - would bring down a fucking president and a government and be kind of world-changing but we're not.

Justice Department publishes documents with sexual assault allegations against Trump The department shared FBI documents outlining allegations involving Trump.

I mean... this would be shocking if he weren't already an adjudicated rapist who bragged about sexually assaulting women and spent decades hanging out with a sex trafficking paedophile. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Oh she's been on the radio talking about what an awful person he is.

This can’t be real.

Today’s talking points: Zack Polanski laughed at the Churchill statue defacing (probably… we’re just going to wheel Susan Hall around until it’s debunked); something about Lindsay Hoyle dancing when THERE’S WAR happening and ‘Has Trump really broken international law?’

I dunno… I’d probably take anything Susan Hall says about Zack Polanski with a truckload of salt given her previous form. Remember when she was ‘robbed’ of her Oystercard in lawless London? @lbc.co.uk

For anyone who would like the clip (including George).

They will find bodies buried there.

Trump us a family annihilator capable of tearing the whole globe down with him. It is the total fantasy of patriarchal defeatism. At the end of your life get all your property buried alive beside you

One theocracy toppling another.

Listening to A Case of You and watching the twilight creep in.

All this *gestures at the state of it* calls for Joni.

The President is an adjudicated rapist.

I mean... you can take too much cocaine, I think.

What the hell is radical narco communism?

But because he can wrap her fear and desperation up in the idea that somehow she would be okay if there weren't refugees, he's making the most of it. Grotesque. @lbc.co.uk

On any other day, he'd be wheezing about how women like her can't teach their kids decent manners or that she 'doesn't do a day's work' and 'why don't you make sure you can afford kids before you have them?'

There is a single mother sobbing down the phone to Nick Ferrari and I can't think of anything more fucking tragic.

Very good.

He’s trying to ‘abate the anger’ apparently.