Sam Bail

Or hit me up in the dbt Slack or Locally Optimistic

Email me! sbail@collectors.com

HEY DATA PEOPLE! We're looking for a Senior Analytics Engineer and Senior Data Analyst for our data team at Collectors, both remote (US based)! Contact me if you're interested! Jobs here:
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Are we still here or is it all Threads now?

This was very good.

I just ran a totally booze-free summer picnic in Prospect Park for like 60 people and it was very very good. This non alc thing is happening.

I have like 27 social media apps on my phone and this is the only one I can handle at 4.30 in the morning. bsky is chill weird vibes.

what

Looool it’s Pride weekend and I’m literally the hottest woman in this room surrounded by thousands of gay men that couldn’t care less. Humbling 😂😂😂

I started a WhatsApp group for people named Sam in prep for NYC SamFest 2023 and you should DM me if you are or know a Sam in the NYC area that’s all.

I remember someone on the train calling Broadway-Lafayette “bway” and to this day it HAUNTS me every time I go through that station like wtf.

So happy you’re back on social media tbh I needed that

Today’s NYT Spelling Bee can spell “ORCA” as a valid play.

They’re everywhere!

It’s called adhd

Guys the submarine is BOLTED SHUT FROM THE OUTSIDE who in the actual hell designed this https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8JB4m7Y/

Living the dream!!

I ran a sold out Sober Drag Brunch y’all. It was an uphill battle getting there, but we ended up packing out the place 🙌🏼

I keep checking twitter to see if anything interesting happened like I’m stalking my ex’s social media.

I have a BlueSkye invite code… and just like that, I’m once again one of the most powerful humans on Twitter.

Made it into TimeOut magazine y’all. Well, the queens did. Now come to our drag brunch on Sunday, okay? https://handstamp.events/H7kk

Fuck you, Ed.

THIS IS UP.

NEW YORK CITY! COME CELEBRATE FATHER’S WITH YOUR MOTHERS! https://handstamp.events/H7kk

Shitposted about Taylor Swift on Twitter just to feel alive.

Anyway I bartended a sober queer social for Pride month yesterday and it was very cute and queer and is anyone reading this?

Nice.

Back to posting pictures of myself until something happens on here.

Where are the NYC craft beer people at? I’m hanging with the
Mash Gang UK crew tomorrow for some beer tastings! Stop by and hear me put on a bad Mancunian accent ♥️
1-3pm @ Hekate (EV)
4-6pm @ Minus Moonshine (BK)