A conversation I had tonight made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt and my mascara found its way all over my face. I didn't realise until I got home.
Absolute coal miner aesthetic.
5 stars.
Of course... *Shakes head* and that woman is even stalking you in the water too. *Jaws theme building*
I should have known.
Oh
Men?
@spanner.bsky.social dropped in for some pussy and there's tumbleweeds blowing around this joint. The humanity!
Thanks Waz! Xx
Haha I just have to remain standing at all times. Sitting is a hazard.
Avert your eyes!
Bodysuit induced frontal wedge.
In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone.
Hahaha! I'm going to think about this every time I speak to her now.
A 'BA' recently joined my team and asked me to help her compose a reply to an email because she doesn't usually deal with stakeholders.
BA my arse. My ARSE!
Orange finch in green shrub
Someone's finch(?) (I assume pet, never seen one here before) flew into my glass door and knocked himself for six.
I thought he was dead but a few mins later he shook it off and he was on his way again, disheveled and determined. Good chap.
I just haven't got any gas to spare. Haha
Haha yeah but not many people appreciate it.
Hello big boy!
@smolkibbi.bsky.social @torbloke.bsky.social I believe in farting for good not evil but still... You have to appreciate this tactic.
I'm coming in your backdoor then I guess. Hmmph
I complain about how little time I have for actual work when I work in town but even I have to admit, speaking to people face to face is so much nicer.
Remind me to bin these when I get home. (I won't)
Van parked in the CBD with company name 'Notorious roots'
👀
Sheep dags
@mrfantapants.bsky.social happy birthday to my favourite bedfellow! I hope it's a lovely day!
My undies are wedged fair up my clacker and my slacks are too tight to retrieve them. Flossin'
Well cats always land on their feet I suppose...
Sleeping in my tent tonight to listen to bird song & wind down after a busy day.
I'm fairly certain I can hear a rat scurrying, there's baby screaming nearby and my cat is whining at the door because he's jealous I'm outside with ratty.
I also live under a flight path.
How's the serenity?
Invigorating
I do love this though
Oooof the pure emasculation. Ouch! Also fuck that road. Fuck it to hell!
