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@notoriouseuc

Parody account sharing tales from the trenches of an EUC admin, salty industry takes, and a dash of IT humor. Covering #Citrix #Omnissa #Microsoft #Nerdio #AWS #Parallels #Workspot #IGELOS

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Great! Finally, I can run my fat client as a VM on a #IGELOS thin client.
That reduces complexity and cost at the same time. I wish other vendors would come up with equally elegant solutions.

</sarcasm> πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

25.03.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Because of current events. #Tesla

25.02.2025 15:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#Microsoft people, after selling you the biggest #Windows365 instance, which is only 70% faster than the smallest 2-CPU type but comes at a 7x higher price.

learn.microsoft.com/en-us/window...

21.01.2025 13:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every day without Microsoft Teams is a good day...

21.01.2025 11:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From the Intune community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the Intune community

Intune is a gift that keeps on giving!
…and with #W365 you can even use it for managing your virtual desktops!

Isn’t that amazing? 😏

www.reddit.com/r/Intune/com...

14.12.2024 01:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Broadcom is making some major changes to stop VMware exodus Broadcom does a U-turn

Kill the channel, reinstate the channel, change it again...
#VMware can't stop copying #Citrix even after they spun off their EUC business… 🧐

www.techradar.com/pro/broadcom...

08.12.2024 08:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not sure if I should feel flattered or offended… πŸ€”
#blueskyroast

03.12.2024 17:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It certainly is a very fuzzy document. I just cannot comprehend how there can be such a diametral difference between the MQ and the critical capabilities. But I can also not see how Omnissa ranks higher in ability to execute than Citrix, despite their entire route to market needs to be rebuilt.

02.12.2024 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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How Markets and Vendors Are Evaluated in Gartner Magic Quadrants Gartner Research on How Markets and Vendors Are Evaluated in Gartner Magic Quadrants

Well, quite a few product/feature-related categories are called out in the definition of the "Completeness of Vision" axis, and even the "Ability to Execute" axis includes a product/service category.
www.gartner.com/en/documents...

02.12.2024 16:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Microsoft ranks a distant 3rd in Gartner's DaaS Critical Capabilities but somehow tops the Magic Quadrant as the leader. Magic, mischief, or something else?

#Microsoft #Omnissa #Citrix

02.12.2024 11:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just reading up on Microsoft's Embrace, Extend, and Extinguish strategy.
I think that would be a good read for my #Nerdio friends too.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace...

01.12.2024 17:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same here.
But the Zune felt like classic Microsoft: late to the party, light on features, and hoping β€˜good enough’ would suffice. Consumers didn’t buy into this approach back then.
…unlike much of today’s corporate world... πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

29.11.2024 20:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So, Microsoft is pushing an ancient, persistent, dedicated VDI model with Cloud PC and releasing a Thin Client. What's next? Will they announce a successor for Windows 7, or is the Zune making a comeback?

#Omnissa #Citrix

29.11.2024 13:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Thanksgiving to y'all!

28.11.2024 11:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that is awesome. No other vendor in the EUC industry has even thought of mixing virtualized and local applications on the same endpoint. I am so glad Microsoft is finally driving innovation in this space. So long #Citrix! </sarcasm>

27.11.2024 14:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man... My users will hate this. They are so used to saying "Citrix is slow" and now they will need to learn to differentiate.

27.11.2024 11:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yo, this game's wild enough for two playaz, believe dat. We 'bout to make these industry cats sweat!
But son, your tag game needs work, know what I'm sayin'?

27.11.2024 09:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hard to add some extra sarcasm to this one. Well done #Microsoft. πŸ‘

26.11.2024 14:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I was scared of tagging #Omnissa as I feared that nobody would know who or what I am talking about. πŸ˜›

26.11.2024 12:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If one can’t find a smarter way to access and interact with data than through a Windows app running on a virtual desktop, then please leave your fingers off AI… #EUCForum

26.11.2024 11:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If Intune is free, then what am I paying for? Were you told "Intune is free?" In this blog, I’ll unpack what β€œfree” really means and explore the true costs associated with Microsoft Intune. What is Intune? Let’s begin with a quick overview. Intun...

Wait a moment..!
Are you saying there is a hidden cost in #Microsoft licensing? That would be a first...! 🀯

I'd better quickly switch to #VMware...

community.omnissa.com/forums/topic...

26.11.2024 10:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Introducing Windows 365 Link – the cutting-edge thin client that redefines computing... by taking us back to the 1990s.
πŸ’ΎπŸ’¨

But hey, if you happen to live in one of the chosen few regions and love the #Microsoft lock-in, it's your lucky day! πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰

26.11.2024 09:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0