@beanwalrus
Editor, animator, movie-maker. Trying to make something cool. You can see my work on Gameranx, Pretty Much It, BHG Productions, and in that mysterious whispering leather-bound notebook you found in the woods (he/him)
A really good running joke in that movie Eternity, where Elizabeth Olsen's dead husband keeps mentioning he died in the war, and people keep telling him "chill out, it was Korea, not one of the important wars"
"I actually have a direct line to the angels of this realm in the form of two giant battle eagles."
"Cool, can you use them?"
"Hmm, later."
"Can I speak to them?"
"No"
I love the part in LOTR where Gandalf goes "hey guys, check out my horse. He's actually the KING of the horses. No he doesn't speak by the way, take my word for it"
She's been spending the last six months helping the furry polycule out with their farm. "They needed my help!"
Santos is going to be walking around that ER in a wolf fursuit throughout all of season 3
It's crazy how this season of The Pitt has literally been all of us waiting for them to get to the fireworks factory
Ted 2 Mama Tambien
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If The Black Eyed Peas came out today, APL.DE.AP would've probably had a stupid name like "Apple TV App"!
Whole flavor profile is off. Like replacing pickles with zucchini. I don't want a zucchini in my burger!
Favorite burger place replaced their pickled jalapeΓ±os with grilled jalapeΓ±os. Everything I touch turns to shit
Every time I drive past a Coldstone Creamery, I think about the part in breaking bad where Hank takes Walter Jr. to meet a meth-addicted sex worker as a cautionary tale, and he says "Uncle Hank, I thought we were going to Coldstone Creamery"
"He's a bit fat, he's a bit buff, he's my good friend Matt and we're happy to see him"
A grey hoodie with text which reads: βBuy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.β
Wise words
He was like "I left the other kid in the lake and went inside because I was bored" and the interviewer was like "did his death affect you?" And he was like "Who? Oh the other kid, the one who died? Hmm maybe, idk"
Get a load of this stupid asshole
Heβs had enough
When I'm unbelievably stressed, I just be tweeting things like "Krillin's superpower is his bravery and the love he has for his friends"
The thing you need to understand about piccolo is, he's a very powerful warrior
Timothee Chalamet and Matthew McConaughey Variety and CNN Town Hall thumbnail
Nirvanna the Band
Well I for one am optimistic about the merged Paramount/Warner Brothers, which insiders say will be named Porno Brothers
"Short-Sleeve Band Tee Layered Over a Long-Sleeved Striped Sweater" Stu
Fucking whatever dude
Hey do you like how Melissa Barrera has been blacklisted out of a career because she spoke out against a genocide? Well get ready for a whole lot more of that. Because Larry Ellison just tantrum'd his way into a global monopoly on all media
Oh? You're a big enough fan to know this specific piece of Game of Thrones music and all its thematic subtext, but not a big enough fan to have read the book where the red wedding happens? Oh well that just makes perfect sense then. Fuck you!
Shout out to the guy I knew in college who said he knew the red wedding was going to happen "because the rains of castamere started playing right before." You lying asshole, the only reason anyone KNOWs the rains of castamere is BECAUSE of the red wedding!!!
I bet it feels good as hell to charge up your energy bar in preparation for a larger attack
Great, thanks to this guy now all my targeted ads are for baby clothes
He's squatting alright! But he's WRONG
Bro keeps throwing sassy alphabet-related gags at me. Dude enough, I already know how to read!