Happy Birthday!
07.03.2026 22:39
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Happy Birthday!
Judging by his appearance he doesn’t have time for much of anything….
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
And who’s going to The Hague for this?
Can’t. I’m collecting them. There were some articles I found 2 years ago I want to read.
Oil’s up > Inflation will rise > Interest rates will rise > Ryan becomes the Joker
Right on cue, oil and gas prices are skyrocketing. It’s a good time to consider getting into an EV. Used prices are fantastic, and the rebates have returned for a lot of new models.
Check out the Buyer’s Guide at evco.ca/buyers-guide/ and join us for coffee every Saturday!
Same
I did find it weird when a 9yo asked for a copy of The Communist Manifesto for his birthday 🤔
My son’s taken to grinding my coffee beans and making my coffee in the morning lately.
I call him “my barista.”
He’s sick today, so said he doesn’t want to make it.
To make it like a more realistic Starbucks, I fired him for calling in sick.
Cricket was the name of the puppy that Kristi Noem murdered.
Aww are his donors from big oil getting scared?
He’s a comedian?
I’ve been following this since it was suggested by my councillor. The discourse took like 30 seconds to turn racist.
They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.
Plumber & General Store owner
Average GOP primaries:
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
How do people listen to stuff at 2x speed? I’m pushing my limits on a podcast at 1.2x today.
RIP
I tried a sundial, but since they built that 5m wall behind us, it’s gotten extremely inaccurate in the afternoons
Poilievre Advisor: Okay, just be cool out there and remember to clarify when referencing Robin Hood that you don’t mean the one that everybody knows
Not gonna lie: much less exciting story than the headline made it sound
I am announcing that even though I am in Ontario, I will also no longer be changing my clocks after Sunday.
Y’all can just deal with it.
These people are insane
really says something when the only positive news in America is that the president has a rash that looks like a Men in Black alien is almost ready to split from his skin
my name is Ty, or Brent. i am 42 years old. i think hearing Spanish is the worst thing that can happen to a person. i have sexually harassed every woman who works at the nearby starbucks. all my sons are named Bryson. last year i drunk drove my dodge ram into a day care center
Top: Pete Hegseth — suit snug, hair oiled, buzz on — signing a missile on Arsenal of Freedom tour. The sign is half cut off, though, so it reads The ARSE of FRE Bottom: the surface of the missile, which reads “Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big, chewy pretzels here... meddanrtargym... five dollars?! Get outta here!”
That place probably has more bugs than lightbulbs at this point.
