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i’ve started ritalin just before ramadan so i’m not sure which to blame for wanting to snack all night

But I covered all the major food groups: vyvanse, estradiol, and red wine!

Folks in health care: DO NOT FUCKING WEAR THESE-**ESPECIALLY** IN PATIENT CARE AREAS!

If I ever catch a colleague wearing these, I am reporting them to management, the state, whatever press outlets I can, and to the patient & their family.

I do not care who it pisses off. Just fucking DO NOT.

youraislopbores.me

title: your ai slop bores me prompt: beautiful man high quality next gen large chest realistic result: pen drawing showing very highly rendered face

wow it works

Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

I haven't had work in months.
I'm a good art director, expert pixel artist, and although I prefer to do art, I can also make entire games from start to finish if necessary, as pictured. Not the greatest coder, but I get the job done (like Chapell Roan I guess).

please share

this entire website exists at the mercy of "artists with poorly drawn cartoon pfps" otherwise it's just a bunch of blue wave bots

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

If you can provide $3k checks for the entire middle class of America by taxing 900 people a little more, not only should you do it, but you should take it as a signal that your monetary system is broken

PEPFAR, the program to stop hundreds of thousands of children and adults from dying of HIV/AIDS, was $6.5 billion a year.

First person to map the education kanji to Pokemon may revolutionize written language acquisition amongst kids & gamers.

felt like drawing him :)

Violet chachki in full glam but shirtless smoking a joint

5.

are there chokers that don’t close through a chain in the back? i feel like they are designed to be hidden by hair and i have none

Wait a minute, fifa are expecting Iran to pull out of the world cup, surely as the aggressor the USA should be kicked out. Like Russia, yes?

Since July, more than a dozen pregnant children have been moved to a single facility in the small town of San Benito, along the south Texas border. The children kept in Texas are as young as 13, and about half are pregnant because of rape, according to a joint investigation by the Texas Newsroom and the California Newsroom. In Texas, abortion is banned in nearly all circumstances, including rape and incest.

the phrase “more than a dozen pregnant children” ringing in my ears www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Frutiger Aero (kazzycom Ver.)

I was watching other language dubs of the Steel Ball Run trailer, and French Johnny saying "Je suis Johnny fucking Joestar!" is actually iconic and so in character

Page decor illustrations consisting of page borders, page title decor and corner decor

7 black and white page divider illustrations featuring roses, swords and skulls.

30 colour illustrations of swords with various themes.

Colour illustrations of items you can find in a wizard's study - a gold key, potion bottle, scroll, scrying orb, herb bundle, staff, candle holder, a hat, a big tome and gold coins.

Did you know you can get all this plus ✨so✨ much more for free in my freebie library? 😍
Free for personal and commercial projects.
ko-fi.com/alderdoodle/...

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

me skipping the 1989 miyamoto interview because i've already read so much from him

there has never been a better time to cyberbully shitty companies

News article: Iran can't hit back over Soleimani's killing because America has only fictional heroes like SpongeBob SquarePants, a prominent cleric said. There's a picture of the killed Iranian general next to the cartoon SpongeBob

Thinking again about the guy who knew us better than ourselves

America loves a “disaster spoils white people vacation” story. Remember when the tsunami in Asia killed 227,898 people and the film Hollywood made was about white people on holiday - they changed the real life family name from the Spanish Belón to Bennett to make it REALLY white

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

The NYT style guide

I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)