Dan is old

Nice!

Hell yeah, fuck yeah

Hoppers was delightfully unique

Don’t do the math on their first hook up

Put together my Reave-Captain today and they really outdid themselves with these new models

The kayak match gets me every time

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“So dumb”

“First time at the airport?”

That is a premier eating and drinking event that happens near a sports event

Jason Mantzoukas come on down!

Record heat day came for U10 Denver in the second half today. Team got tired fast

I get all the weirdo Langdon/Mel shippers and it’s gross

The Pitt is working its ass off to detox people of House and Grey’s Anatomy but there is still work to be done

I have been in a 28 year monogamous relationship and pay all the bills on time (now that there is autopay)

“Just say the words on the sheet so we can move onto the next phase please”

Dark Angels is the worst 45 minutes of foreplay in your life and it’s EVERY DAMN TIME

You have to fake it because you’re tired of being asked “did you come too?” after the end of every session

World Eaters are 8 positions in two minutes and then straight to sleep

Fake Homer and Marge WE WILL GO OUT TO DINNER AT A SENSIBLY PRICED RESTAURANT THEN HAVE A NIGHT OF EFFICIENT GERMAN SEX.

Ultramarines

Final results of that little session BTW

Amazon has a ton of options. They’re really great for folks that need to wear glasses for everyday vision and then want magnification

The most worked yourself into a shoot faction out there

The lads were in CONFUSION

Minas Pickle was the gate to Mordor overseen by Sauron’s cousin Travis

I am DYING!

“That’s why I work 27 hours a day laying concrete, cupcake”

Have you already been hit with “I’ve been driving longer than you’ve been alive!”