Local Crank and Cryptid

I wish the Pedro Sanchez I knew wasn’t a Trump supporter, and he’s on a work visa… makes no sense.

No one in that room has left a tip for over $3 in decades.

Facts.

Also owned by the Fox Corporation oddly enough.

Genuinely it is.

I know people in the field, some who makes things in that list. Money is rolling in.

Who is this sexy man hobbit who frolics with kittens in fields?

He’s still got a two tone penis, but yeah he’s usually who I’ve seen called two tone Malone but it was a running bit for a while on Reddit several years ago.

Weird identifying him by his face first, but alas here we are and the legend that is TWO TONE MALONE.

Me imagining the tiniest of hands using one finger on each to press both at once.

I hate that dude like so much.

Clive Barker fans like it’s the same thing.

Sloppy Joe is just a meatloaf crumble.

The plot of Winter Soldier unfurling before us lol.

Raspberry cream cheese and turkey slaps.

It’s common in the US south to call your brother bubba or bubby when they’re young. Source have been called that most of my life.

A few months back someone said Jimi Hendrix was just noise and let me tell you, it occupied more of my mind for the following days than I should have let it.

I chose peace that day, but it was rough.

A long way from Whooville.

I would, the routine line up has been trash for a while.

It’s impressive he posts shit the way he does from a Jitterbug.

Amazon not Netflix*

Me not knowing about Absolute Batman and this angle and now knowing what my task for the weekend is.

Having made some, yeah, but it’s worth it.

Would smash.

This looks like a solid attempt at recreating the chimichanga cheesecake from Applebees and the main reason I stopped going there, because they discontinued it forever ago.

Used to split one with a friend circa 2004.

So looks great lol.

I did a similar one with cherry and cheesecake.

For some reason I’m imagining a telethon of people asking for monthly sacrifices. No specificity as to who or why, just asking for donations of human sacrifices. Jerry Lewis up there asking as nice as can be.

🤌

There’s a ton of articles about it at least dating back to Sept 2025. So it’s been noticed.

At a glance looks like slowing migration into US has led a 13ish percent drop in three major markets. Vegas, Atlanta, and Austin. Two are pretty easy to spot why lol, but may be more complex than current US relations (#doubt). Atlanta was booming kind of good, but North AL has been lighting up too

Russia has always (in the modern sense) been heavy with propaganda. Shit works so well.

I ranted for ages in the early 00s we taught them how to bankrupt a nation and then went and fell for it with a decade+ of conflict in the sandbox.

The biggest upside of Reagan was we got the Brady Bill, and then both Dems and Republicans forgot about gun control by the time it lapsed.

Weirdly enough we sort of did that to Russia a while back, in doing so we taught the Taliban how.

These mistakes wouldn’t haunt us surely.

(Coincidentally also during 12 straight years of Republican Presidency.)