Emma Thane of Cawdor

All three. Some bookshops sell booze. Combine the two

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telling my boss i need to go home because i sneezed three times and also i don’t want to be here today

@kstansfield.bsky.social used to do an online crime writing course through Cardiff University.

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(people have been sacked)

Exciting times on Anchor Island as we check #kakapo nests for hatching. We’re letting eggs hatch in nests to reduce management intensity. Last night I found these two newly-hatched chicks in Konini’s nest, along with a fertile egg I carried back under a lunar eclipse. #kakapo2026 #conservation

A small girl wearing a rabbit costume and blue coat carries a book as she walks to school. Her mother (head out of shot) wheels her baby brother along in a pushchair. The baby says "Peter Rabbit may be the 'Hero' of the story, but surely the obedient, widowed Mrs Rabbit is a more effective symbol of the oppression inherent within Mister McGregor's regime" The girls looks furious and snaps "Mum!! He's critiquing my world book day costume from a marxist perspective again!"

A cartoon reminder that tomorrow is World Book Day (In the UK anyway). Originally for the @theguardian.com

The Birmingham Sea Life Centre is brilliant

The Paralympics start today and WE HAVE A HEIST????

Another #buyastrangerabook day offer to tell you about.

@argentology.bsky.social has bought a copy of "A Hymn to Life: Shame has to Change Sides" by Gisele Pelicot for me to give away to someone who'd appreciate it.

Get in touch if this is something you'd like to read. DM if you prefer.

UK only.

My right hand with chrome purple gel nails

New nails today. Bit shorter than normal because I broke one.

Yes, first world problems I know.

‘Making’ chess pieces from Lego. Wow !

Source / Creator: Greg Saniatan aka slopsmcgee, in collaboration with LEGO

What are they doing to us?

He's so fancy

Image of two people in seal skin clothes building the sort of igloo you thought it would be possible to build when you were seven years old and it was snowing in the School playground

Ladybird things I really, really wanted.

To make my own igloo

Artist: BH Robinson
(Homes, 1975)

Happy birthday 🎂

Thank you to all the people who said "why not both?"

You were correct. Please proceed with a swagger in your step today.

It’s the toast run with our sheep Squirrel & Frisbee, happy Monday

The whole "Brits stranded in Dubai" is garnering zero sympathy from me.

I look forward to my entire insides just dropping out.

Playing a fun game of "Am I ovulating, or do I just have a giant poo brewing?'

Place your bets people.

Hi, 58 year old American here! Cute cat picture but you're the reason the Democrats just lost the Gorton by-election to the Vladimir Putin party I assume

He's gone home now. Cheeky shit. He's already molesting my daughter.

I have opened wine

No she did that because somehow she was still hungry

Yep. And from what I can make out the boyfriend was responsible for most of it.

Teenage boys and their hollow legs

a squirrel is eating a jar of nutella Alt: a squirrel is eating a jar of nutella

Have just discovered that the brand new jar of Nutella that I bought THIS MORNING has been eaten by the teen and her boyfriend.

That was MY emotional support jar 😭

We are training undergrads (18-22) to digitize vcr tapes, cassettes, and vinyl. We introduce phrases like "rewind" into their vocab and made diagrams of what a tape looks like from 6 angles. And we get questions like "how do I rewind a record" which is understandable but turns my bones to dust.

She's just offered to cook dinner. So I might forgive her.