My voice has gone hoarse from saying "Dumbest f***ing timeline." Loses all meaning. We are rolling back the last 50 years of progress and we are turning our brains to mush while burning the rainforest so that a machine can give us SpongeBob Hitler and Garfield but with Boobs.
06.03.2026 13:14
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Oh 100%. I'd love to see a study asking why human beings do this. Even back to the plays of Aristophanes which were all The Plural Nouns.
06.03.2026 13:07
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Holy shit
06.03.2026 01:05
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And honestly all titles have a dumb cadence to them if you see a whole bunch of them come out at the same time.
The Noun of the Noun, The Adjective Noun, Plural Noun and Other Plural Noun, Single Word: The Proprietary Noun Saga, Adverbly Adjective, and Not so Clever Pun
06.03.2026 12:55
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It does make for a snarky party game to come up with the dumbest combination and see if there's a real title to match it.
06.03.2026 12:44
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Noem gets fired and I think "Oh thank goodness. There couldn't be anyone more incompetent." Then that genetic cul-de-sac Mullen says "hold my sleepytime daddy juice"
06.03.2026 06:40
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They even murdered some of the Christian communities along the way. And when their Jewish neighbors sheltered and protected them, the crusaders killed them too. Just evil bastards tip to tail.
06.03.2026 03:55
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They somehow managed to find someone more unqualified than RFK himself
05.03.2026 14:43
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I'm wondering if the justifications the politicians give me for war are going to hit different in my 40s than they did in my 20s. I wonder if the justification they give me in my 60s will be different. Or if we even get there.
05.03.2026 14:43
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You can run on for a long time, run on for a long time, run on for a long time, sooner or later God'll cut you down.
Go tell that long-tongued liar, go tell that midnight rider, the rambler, the gambler, the back-biter, tell em that God's gonna cut em down.
05.03.2026 12:50
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Walk humbly or St. Tetsuya's Fire may find you.
05.03.2026 12:40
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I believe the common expression is "rope enough to hang yourself with" as in yes, it seems like he's just giving you space to talk. But really he's allowing you to lower your guard long enough to incriminate yourself. His questions are light and exploratory, his follow ups are freight trains.
05.03.2026 12:34
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Ryan Gosling in a space ship in Project Hail Mary, caption reads: Project Hail Mary Does Not Have a Single Green Screen Shot: "All Those Sets, Everywhere in the Ship is Real"
Project Hail Mary co-director Christopher Miller says "there's no green screen in the movie," with each part of the ship being built as a full set.
05.03.2026 02:01
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Machinist and boilermaker on one, research chemist on the other. I never knew the first one because he was 100 years older than I am. The grandfather I did know was retired by the time I came into his life.
05.03.2026 02:56
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Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.
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ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural
ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural https://theonion.com/ice-agent-injured-after-repeatedly-trying-to-detain-people-in-neighborhood-mural/
04.03.2026 21:00
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I could be a saint, but still I'd take his appearance like that of the Reaper and get to stepping.
04.03.2026 21:31
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I bear the scars of my military service, both apparent and invisible, with a mixture of pride, sadness, regret, and resolve. I do not want our current generation of service members to have that experience but I fear they will. It wears on me like a lead vest of dread.
04.03.2026 20:59
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Despite Promises, Veterans Affairs Department Cut Thousands of Roles for Doctors and Nurses
Got it. There's plenty of funding to send troops into harmβs way, but not to take care of their health afterwards. This is shameful.
04.03.2026 19:28
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As always
04.03.2026 19:43
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With all due respect for your craft and journalistic acumen, why would anyone be so dumb as to answer a phone call from you? They should see you reaching out to them as an indication they have seriously messed up and should just pivot straight to apologia or restitution. They never stand a chance.
04.03.2026 20:45
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I seem to recall, round about 1998, a similar line of questioning aimed at a public official. They didn't have the option of that non-answer, even if the topic was the subject of tabloid gossip. And this one has implications of fraud and compromised judgment.
04.03.2026 20:37
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reality or an SNL skit? it's becoming harder to tell
04.03.2026 20:22
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What's sending me is that it's such a low effort TEMU level knock off... Imitation, flattery, all that, but to do a crappy copy for crass commercialism is just poop icing on a turd cake.
04.03.2026 18:19
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I no longer have faith in our military. So willing to dance to the mad piper's tune. The only members of conscience we had have already gotten out or were forced out. I don't blame them, but it's left nothing but hatemongers and yesmen in power. They will not protect or side with the American people
04.03.2026 13:23
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Drunk bully says what?
04.03.2026 13:13
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I was Air Force so I never heard it.
03.03.2026 19:41
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A Law and Order man talks to a can of beans voiced by H. John Benjamin. The script writers must have received it as a message from angels in a dream.
03.03.2026 13:24
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