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Emily Kawaler

@emilykawaler

she/her 🌈 || bioinformatician || totally beefed it on jeopardy... twice (S39 SCC) || views are my own and largely unimpeachable || mostly sports complaints & science

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to be fair wyoming and colorado look, like, super similar

07.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That cutie has expensive tastes!

04.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To be clear: he does have actual baby toys. He’s just a weird little goblin child

28.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Baby’s current favorite toys, in no particular order:
1. Tub of Metamucil (closed)
2. Mommy’s nostrils
3. Warning label on pillow
4. Electronic nose aspirator

28.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Flaming Lips Evil Will Prevail
The Flaming Lips Evil Will Prevail YouTube video by FlamingLipsMusic

Ice dance isn’t real and cannot hurt you

12.02.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder who has worse knees - sumo wrestlers or moguls skiiers?

11.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"What a finish for Nordic Combined athlete Watabe, who at his age should probably have been sent to a farm upstate several decades ago" he is my age please stop

11.02.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Luckily did not miss much because of this

04.02.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Baby shat himself spectacularly so I did miss the first stone but parenting is about making sacrifices πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

04.02.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Olympic curling quadbox this is the LIFE

04.02.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

31.01.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 6436 πŸ” 1636 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
Sapporo Beans (Eddie Murphy) Japanese Commercial
Sapporo Beans (Eddie Murphy) Japanese Commercial YouTube video by 83Chrisaaron

I imagine this youtu.be/W0DMGHd-DYQ

31.01.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY

29.01.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 2429 πŸ” 450 πŸ’¬ 184 πŸ“Œ 2320

Baby is incandescent with rage (farted so hard he detached himself from the nipple)

29.01.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it couldn’t get sadder after the first sentence but then I read the second one

28.01.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as an American Jew, I can't imagine talking about "legal" immigration and the Holocaust this way

restrictive American immigration laws passed in the 1920s doomed countless Jews who could've otherwise escaped occupied Europe. my family got out via Cuba and Argentina, they were the lucky ones

27.01.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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Congratulations to Aonishiki on a second straight win! Enjoy your giant pink macaron! A little heartbroken for Atamifuji but can never be unhappy with an Aoni victory

25.01.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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okay hear me out

24.01.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 3943 πŸ” 872 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 25

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

22.01.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 12943 πŸ” 3613 πŸ’¬ 254 πŸ“Œ 111

Harrison Mevis:

19.01.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 559 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

19.01.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 3268 πŸ” 586 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 33

Me: I’m a Jets fan

Them: Oh, you like the Jets?

Me: I did not say that

04.01.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is Baker Mayfield our greatest living actor? Discuss

01.12.2025 00:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨 COMMUNITY ALERT🚨

At LaGuardia Airport, there are several rumored and one confirmed ICE arrest of domestic travelers.

If you are at risk of detention or not sure, exercise caution while traveling. Make a safety plan in case of detention and consult an immigration attorney.

27.11.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 254 πŸ” 236 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 9

Not the kind of breakfast he smells like

23.11.2025 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well I wasn’t before…

23.11.2025 23:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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List of sumo trophies - Wikipedia

A wild read: the list of trophies and prizes given to the winner of each grand sumo tournament. Couldn’t get a photo of the giant gold macaron this time unfortunately

23.11.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoy your giant teacup trophy, you’ve earned it!

23.11.2025 22:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think one of the greatest stories in sports over the past year or so might be Aonishiki’s ascension in grand sumo πŸ₯Ή

23.11.2025 22:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1