Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured
Wow
You could listen to Trump's State of the Union address or you could listen to a gibbon drunk on fermented figs screaming and grasping at the moon while abusing his genitals. They both have a point.
It's my second year fundraising for SACE - the Sexual Assault Centre of Edmonton - at the Heavy Hockey Showdown and that means raising the bar on how much I fundraise, right?
The goal this year is $2,000 - if you can help, here's the link: justgiving.com/page/rod-orach…
#WeR4SACE
#HHS2026
Me *Entering the afterlife* Oh fuck, there's more!
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
These people watched Star Wars and thought the Imperials were the good guys.
Great one
The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
When the Black Crowes sang "Hey, little thing, lemon lime Chicano calls a mama I'm show ouda hannana", I felt that
This was foreshadowed by the Return of the King post-credit scene that cuts to Gollum’s cave and reveals it’s filled with thousands of Gollum eggs
Dated someone super submissive who wanted to just be used and it took some time to be comfortable with what she wanted. She just kept saying "you can't ASK" until it finally clicked and I just...took. She really needed better communication skills.
For the second year in a row I am taking part in the Heavy Hockey Showdown for SACE #HeavyHockey #WeR4SACE #HHS2026
www.justgiving.com/page/andy-ha...
It's my second year fundraising for SACE - the Sexual Assault Centre of Edmonton - at the Heavy Hockey Showdown and that means raising the bar on how much I fundraise, right?
The goal this year is $2,000 - if you can help, here's the link: justgiving.com/page/rod-orach…
#WeR4SACE
#HHS2026
Yes the stakes are massive for the economy and businesses...and also, one would assume, for regular Americans who may want to continue living in a functioning democracy.
Oh he's going to claim abuse like he did with Maxine Waters lol
Imagine training to be an honorary agent...and looking this bad at it.
It's the worst pair of drivetime DJs you've ever heard of... The Drunk and CouchFucker, spinning all the best hits live from 4-8 on 92.9 FM!
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
Whoops
Don't ya just love live TV?
Found some old MTG cards while working on the lawnmower. Not sure if I should get back into playing or get rid of them.
motherfucker isn't even sorry, that is the face of a guy who is totally gonna do it again
Looking forward to playing #RoadCraft with both my kid and my dad haha
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I really thought I had a shot this year but maybe next time.
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
But an inverse correlation would mean kids getting more fluoride would get smarter?
Maybe we shouldn't take medical advice from a former heroin addict and brain worm host. Just a thought.
While the left might screech about dismantling the giant robot we’ve built to shred immigrants, I am both proud of the improvements my fellow centrists and I have made to its immigrant-shredding capabilities and secure in the knowledge that nobody will ever flip the big switch that lets it shred me
...and STILL climbing
Nintendo will sit on a finished game for ages. Maybe time to consider strategy a bit.
