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Shannon Mae

@dandy-dustmite

I am the laziest and most boring person in my zip code. She/Her Likes: Cats and naps. Dislikes: The willfully ignorant, this timeline, MAGAts and their stupid hats, etc.

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If we already are living in the Matrix whoever the hell is in charge of programming our lives should be fired.

09.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With the increased prevalence of AI in our lives, does anybody else think we’re basically just beta testers for our future AI overlords?

09.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have laryngitis, more than 2 1/2 weeks of this not being able to talk normally bullshit. Did I somehow unknowingly sell my voice to a sea witch?πŸ€”

30.12.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F This - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F This - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody YouTube video by Randy Rainbow
13.12.2025 06:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Moxie Coltrane

01.12.2025 08:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kitten shaming. 😸

28.09.2025 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We brought this sweet little cutie inside last night. Officially introducing Moxie Coltrane. 😺

I originally wanted to name him Knox but decided Moxie was more fitting with his personality. My mom wanted to name him Cole. So I came up with the compromise official name.

21.09.2025 05:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was a shitty person with shitty opinions and a microphone and way too many people acting like he was some big damn hero. He didn't deserve to get shot in the neck for it, what he deserved was to fade into obscurity and be forgotten about by the public at large.

18.09.2025 07:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The left isn’t β€œdancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.

11.09.2025 12:09 πŸ‘ 19315 πŸ” 4002 πŸ’¬ 481 πŸ“Œ 163

So President HornyForAPeacePrize changed the Department of Defense to War. Will someone please slap his stupid face already.

07.09.2025 05:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Haven’t used my car in a while, do I abandon it forever? πŸ™€

06.09.2025 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Give me five. 😺

02.09.2025 01:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.09.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Still trying to butter the kitten up so he will allow me to pet him. 😸

26.08.2025 00:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.08.2025 06:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trump Supporters F***ing HATE When You Give Them a Taste of Their Own Medicine
Trump Supporters F***ing HATE When You Give Them a Taste of Their Own Medicine YouTube video by The Humanist Report

BOOM!

16.08.2025 05:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tRump and Putin at the press conference basically just a bunch of blah, blah, blah but neither one said anything. What a couple of fuck heads.

15.08.2025 23:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently we just grew a kitten. Knox aka Coal thinks they’re a pretty flower.

10.08.2025 05:06 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really looking forward to the day when Donald Trump and everyone in his orbit fuck off harder than anyone has ever fucked off in the history of fucking off.

08.08.2025 03:20 πŸ‘ 1315 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 9
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TOAD!

29.07.2025 01:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ChatGPT didn’t like my suggestion. There are far more β€œdisrespectful” ideas I could have come up with. A dog peeing on tRump’s leg is very mild.

25.07.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A new Monarch butterfly has emerged into the world after hanging out on our house since last Tuesday.

24.07.2025 13:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Life is such a crap shoot, Malcolm-Jamal Warner dies tragically at the young age of 54, and yet the should have remained incarcerated rapist Bill Cosby is still among the living.

22.07.2025 00:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The story about Colbert being cancelled because…. Trump doesn’t like him, should be a warning shot to everyone. The oligarchy has the power… they will use their money to silence you.

Time to rise up.

18.07.2025 03:25 πŸ‘ 12089 πŸ” 2981 πŸ’¬ 468 πŸ“Œ 131

The reason given for Colbert being cancelled is utter bullshit. "Financial reasons," no, it's obviously because the thin-skinned, can't handle any form of criticism, "dear leader," whiny baby, pressured them to cancel The Late Show and drop Colbert from the network.

18.07.2025 04:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Damn right, it’s political.

18.07.2025 03:41 πŸ‘ 15394 πŸ” 4425 πŸ’¬ 558 πŸ“Œ 217
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We have a monarch caterpillar hanging on the side of our house and it’s nowhere near any of the milkweed.

15.07.2025 12:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trump PARADE turns into DISASTER as NO ONE SHOWS
Trump PARADE turns into DISASTER as NO ONE SHOWS YouTube video by MeidasTouch

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youtu.be/TJtnLOky0-Q

15.06.2025 03:51 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Impeach the treasonous orange turd already!

09.06.2025 06:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dog sitting these two nerds today, Sunny (back), and Melvin.

06.06.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0